So my friend and I are pretty new to this PUA thing, him being more of a newbie than me. And we were going sarging last night and before we left, I was helping him think of openers. Now these are openers that I've never heard of before, so I think they're original .


Opinion - Hey, I'm trying to play a prank on my best friend, can you think of any good ones? See, we're in this prank war right now and we've both gotten eachother pretty badly, but I want to win this. Blah blah blah blah. Then I'd mention the pranks we've pulled on each other to get her laughing.

(Take off on "did you see the fight outside?) Hey, did you guys see all of the helicopters outside earlier? Yeah, it was crazy they were persuing some dude who apparently just broke out of prison. And I'm pretty sure I talked to him earlier today without knowing. (At which point I would describe Mystery.) Yeah, he was like 6'3, pale, lanky, and was wearing guyliner, a tophat, and goggles. He wanted to know where he could find tin foil, cherries and pepto bismol. (Or any random combination of shit that would make them laugh)

(Opinion. I've never heard of this one before, so I did come up with it on my own, but I wouldn't doubt it if it's been said before) Would you date a dude who cross dresses? Because my sister (DHV, shows that I'm a family man or whatever) was dating this one guy for like 2 years and he was pretty cool but then she found pictures of him on face book dressed totally in drag. What would you do?

Feedback greatly appreciated!

I think they're great
Especially the prank one

hahaha Love this one

...you could easily go on to neg with.. " yeah your friend there is wearing just the type of dress my sisters ex wears...its a nice dress though."

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I love it

dude!!! that neg is genius! wow thank you for that lol.