I was at a restaurant with 4 friends and there were 4 girls sitting at a table near mine.

I asked the waitress to send 4 shots of water to their table.

My plan was after they found out I wasn't an AFC buying them a drink, I would go bust on them saying "looks like you have had enough to drink" or "I'm just trying to keep you hydrated for tomorrow's hang over". Then once I got a laugh I was going to follow up with a usual "I need a female perspective...".

The problem was the waitress ended up to be friends with the 4 girls and for some reason thought I was really trying to offend them so she wouldn't do it. Looking back I could have just assured her it was a harmless joke, but I never foresaw possible resistance..

Anyways what do you guys think would it have gone over, any flaws?

I'm laughing my ass off thinking about using that in the field the next time I'm out somewhere and see some girls drinking. Maybe you should slip the waitress bartender a few bucks to play along with the joke next time. Sounds like a descent opener, starts off looking like AFC but the DHV spike when they realize they've been had with water!

You just had a bit of bad luck being that the bartender was a friend of there's. Probably just proctecting them from you.

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