Okay so picture this:
I'm out for my buds 21st its 2am we got an hour before the clubs close and the sluts come swarming in so to get my self "in the zone" I start drinking pints of water at the bar.
freind 1 is crying in the corner cause he broke his glasses.
freind 2 is a gambling addict.
freind 3 is all hung up on this 17 year old he closed on NYE and her birthday came up on roulette so he thinks he's in love.
wich leaves me to pick up the best girls of the night! Bonus right?
so the first 4 girls come in, there from the highlands so they got a hotel
hottest girl starts getting chatted to by some tattooed muscley alpha male so thats her gone the other gets talked to by his freind, 1 goes to get food and I'm stuck with the girl who has a boyfreind so I get her number and wait for more.
10 minutes later the hotty of the first groups still there 2 girls the other guys knew came in and I get stuck with this amazing blonde wearing hot pants this is my moment! but my mind goes blank I cant think of anything exciting to say! eventually the other guys isolate her and I'm screwed.
So my question is how do I spit game on the spot? any advice on making up my own openers?
thanks for reading

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