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| thewarden | PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:59 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:05 am Posts: 33 | | this requires a wing
this is a simple joke, but its a two teared joke.
PUA: ok, i have this great joke. this kid is in the back yard playing with a red brick. suddenly his uncle runs out and shouts "be careful not to loose that its an unbreakable brick there very rare" when he goes back inside the kid starts bouncing the brick off the ground each time he bounces it, it goes higher and higher until he bounces it so hard it disappears
at this point the wing jumps in making fun of the terrible joke and then says
WING: ok this is a much better joke! theres this guy trying to board an aeroplane. just as hes about to get on one of the air-hostess' notices he has a chicken in a cage. she comes over and tells him he cant bring the chicken on bord with the passengers you'll have to put it beneath with the luggage.
at this the man says you cant put him down there he'll get crushed and killed he means the world to me! so the air-hostess goes and speaks to the captain who says that it can be tied to the wing of the plane but thats the best they can do. the man agrees on the condition that he can have a window seat to keep an eye on the chicken.
after a few minutes the man realizes that he really needs to use the toilet since he had several cups of coffee before boarding. he turns to the woman next to him and asks her to watch the chicken while he relieves himself.
the woman reluctantly agrees. when the man returns a few minutes later, feeling much better he notices a look of shock on the woman's face. he runs over and looks out the window only to find a destroyed cage. he asks her what happend and she says " i dont know, i was just watching it when all of sudden this big red brick came along and knocked him off!"
ah ha see what i did there! the two jokes were one!
this joke always works well at either a party or a bar the only trick is to make sure your able to hold their attention but it works like magic!
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| mavenspeermethod | PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:32 pm | |
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| thewarden | PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:42 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:05 am Posts: 33 | | ye it defiantly take a little practice but when it works it works very well!
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