Haha, I found this out by accident, but it is actually working and after noticing and developing it I have been using it consciously pretty often..
I'm dancing with my friend and then my friend becomes ''gay'' and he tries to harass, getting too close, giving slap to ass, etc. (eventhough it is just a joke xd) but then I simply move close to a pretty girl, grab her shoulders and move behind her, and then I whisper or say to her ear like this: ''Help!! He is harassing me!! I'm not a gay!!'' Of course I'm still smiling and my friend starts laughing and girl will notice that it is just a joke, but the opening has been done and it is hilarious!

And then I often ask her to dance with me and protect me and usually she takes me pretty close to her and makes sure that any gay can't get close to me! And like you noticed, I also made kino with this opener, I showed that I have some sense of humor and I showed the fact that I have good friends and value.
I have noticed that it is working, but please tell me also what you guys think!
