last saturday I went out with a friend of mine, and before we going to the nightclub we were trying to make up a couple of good openers.

When we were in the nightclub I was going to a 2set and opened with an opinion opener (my sister turns 9 next week, and she can have a cat or a dog bla bla)

After a while we got a good conversation and I said: you really have to meet my friend. but he is from Congo and doesn't speak Dutch very well. So my friend was coming over and introduced himself with a Dutch country accent. ''Hi im Mark from Congo''

The girl cracks up and eventually he k-closed her

(a little background info, my friend is white, blond hair and blue eyes)

Sorry if my English is shitty, but i try my best;)

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