I just heard this opener's first line and it intrigued me. I don't know what the rest of it is. Is there an official second portion or is it strictly improv? Either way, I figured it's a chance for some clever responses from you guys.


here's mine:

PUA: You know why you suck?
HB: Huh?/What?/Why?
PUA: Because somebody probably said you were cute once and you still believe that!

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-Murdoc

DON'T use yours, its highly insulting, you'd be lucky if all she did was slap you. Personally, I wouldn't use any of it, I think its a crappy opener. I've told girls they suck before, but just as a flippant comment while we're play fighting. It has to be something that makes them feel like you're back in grade 1 in the playground at lunch time and you guys are flirting like little kids do (girls really like this feeling, its so cute and innocent, so they don't feel bad about anything they do like this and will be all kinds of naughty without anything holding them back).

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~ Rye

ive heard mystery use this and say something to the effect

you know why you suck?

cause ive been trying to talk to you and your surrounded by all these other people when you could be talking to me.

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Skittlepimp

Yes, this opener came directly from Mystery. AND the girl HAS to be a HB9 or above pretty much for it to work well. Otherwise, you'd get the response Rye talked about.

You: You suck.
Her: Why?
You: Because I've been trying to talk to you for the last 20 minutes but you're so damn popular I can't get in here to you. You just have all of your friends around and nobody else can get in. Now that I'm here . . .

And take it from there.

The "you suck" part is just to catch the HB's attention, obviously, then you give her that quick bit about being popular to root the intial shock to something. Then, run your game on her. Of course, if you use opinions or situational or other types of openers normally, you would want to drop that part, because you've already opened her. Move to the next piece.

"You suck" was used in Keys to the VIP (I can't believe I just admitted to watching that shit.)
They used it successfully:
Wannabe PUA: You know why you suck?
HB: What?
Wannabe PUA: You are all covered up. You have such a beautiful body and it's all covered up.

Still a crappy line, but the response of the HB is amazing, talk about IOIs.

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