I'm a fan of pick up lines, but I hate using them on women. So I thought up this opener and it's been working pretty great. Just make sure you have the right frame and show you're joking, it's more of a reason to use a funny line anyways.

"Hey, so I'm at the bar last night, my friend and I overheard the best pick up line ever! (insert pickup line, but make it actually funny, that's why it works). I was thinking, you're definately at least a 5, you heard anything like that before I can steal?"

She'll say yes and you take it from there, or if she says no

"Well that's ok. It's really just my way of using my line without sounding like Charlie Manson"

The Charlie Manson part works only if you use the type of lines I do to make it work.

Examples:

Why don't you open your legs so I can eat my way to your heart

If you are what you eat, I'd be you in 24 hours

etc etc

I've had great success with it, if you try it out let me know how it works for you