Seems like all there is right now is ... O no i don't know how to talk to (X girl). I can't seem to think of anything to open with. If this sounds like you... let me beat into your head that the opener is NOT that important. Yes it needs to be decent and not give the instant "ew" reflex. But if you can go along the lines of



Hi there, me and my friend where just talking about...

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

(Then to my personal favorite. The neg openers)

Does that bad double as a shopping cart?

Your hair looks really nice, did your mommy do it for you?

Nice shoes, think my grandma has a pair JUST like it.


***If you have a canned opener make sure it works for the situaton.

**I think all the gurus on here have posted things like this all the time but i tought i would throw a few in of the old and some of mine.

haha that navy one is priceless I'm gonna hafta try that. My favorite opener is still to get the set's opinion on my hat, bracelet, rings, etc. But that as a mid way follow up would work well.

So true. It's field tested. It works and it's fresh. Haven't had a single girl not ponder it for a bit, then call me a dork for even conjuring up something like that.

These are great, good response to the community. Good job. Oh, also you wrote bad instead of bag up above. Lucky for myself I'm intelligent enough to have known better haha

LOL i wouldnt doubt it brother. it's 7 and i still have not went to bed... and on that note. Night guys