Made this one up for stuffy club chicks that try to look all fashionable and shit. Kinda long but works well:

SS: You guy's look kinda fashionable (neg). I've bet you've see the Sex and the City movie

HB: Yeah! Oh my god it was so good blah blah blah...

SS: See here's the thing. I have a friend who's what you would call...a thug. I mean he's just (do best or worst "gangsta' impression, it always makes em' laugh). Anyways. He calls me and tells me that his girl rented it and made him watch it with her (they always start laughing at that). Hold on. The crazy part about it is...he liked it. I mean he really liked it. Now this is a guy who only watches stuff like (insert generic mob movies) but he loves Sex and the city now.

HB's: Ha Ha Ha

SS: But my question is, should I be worried about my boy...or is it really just a good movie?

HB: No it really is good etc...

I usually follow it with an observational neg. When I used this while the movie was still in theaters, I got alot of HB's sayin that they would go with me to see the movie without me even asking. Try it out yourselves.

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sounds awesome but did they ever call you out on saying that they rented it and it was in the movie theater at the same time?

No. When it was in theaters I said she made him go with her. Had to change it once it came out on DVD.

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