Can anybody see any unanswered questions in these sotries??? What do you think of the unanswered questions, too vague???...read the bottle chick one first haha. Story No 3.

Story 1-The uncharted river

Always be cautious when your friend tells you he wants to do something different
Well, riley and I got a blow up boat and went down the river. Only thing was...
The police had blocked off this section of the section of river that we were going into. So here we are drifting down… alone… in this quiet, dangerous part of a Vietnam style river ….in a blow up kids boat!!! Were came out alive….Just!!!


Story 2- When the gears got me locked on the highway

I was driving my car the other day and the gears stopped working…I think my arm is broken (signal for them to touch it then pull away when they almost reach you, pretending its too painful for anyone to touch).

Anyway here I was on this one lane highway, you don’t want to know how far the cars were banked up behind me.
I had no way of crunching my gears in!!!

I was thinking my car is gone, do I ask for help, do I break down and cry do I take off my plates and make a run for it?


Story 3- Bottle Chick
Don’t go near chicks that get nude in public (this one is not a lie boys, haha)
My friends and I are head deep in mud, crawling up the creek bank excited, we have finally come across the famous bottle chick... who was creaping out the other side. So here we are, covered in mud... crawling.... It took soo long to get to the bank quietly. But at thirteen most of the boys hadn’t seen a girl naked before so we didnt mind sliding our bodies through mud.
So we reach the bank, quietly peering over the river in anticipation. Were so excited… off comes the bra, then pants… I was just looking in shock I couldnt believe it....I think henry was the most shocked by it. I could see it in his eyes... while he was screaming out.... ‘put your fucking cock back in your pants and fuck off’
I dont know who was more embarrased the bottle chick or henry.
None of those boys will admit that story if you ask them though!!