Hey guys just wondering. What are your top 5 openers? Mystery says he's got 5 non sequitur openers canned that he uses on a consistent basis:
1. "How tall are you?"
2. (His black finger nails)
3. "Do you believe in the movie Poltergeist?
4. Dental floss
5. Girls fighting over some guy

1) You remind me of my uncle

2) Laides, we are having some complains about you having too much fun over here...Im going to ask you to leave.

3) Hey....uuh... me and my buddies are having an argument over here, we need an outside opinion on this one....(Insert opinion opener)

4) Are you on math with me?.....oh...right.... there are no blonde shalow girls on my math class. (Use only on 9s and tens)

And my favorite one:

5) No opener. Just grab any opportunity. Sometimes chance gives me the bets PUs ever.

1. So, What are you guys celebrating tonight?
(said with high energy, a smirk or a sly smile)
Then I go into how I'm getting promoted to Captain in the Air Force.

2. Did you guys see that taxi cab outside? This guy was in the crosswalk and the cab just plowed right through him, he spilled his yard long daquri all over himself, it was hilarious...[this is an adjustment from mystery's, fight out side]

3. Are you guys having the time of your life? (said sarcastically, over the shoulder)

4. You wanna screw? ( I have a philips head screw I carry in my pocket that I give them) It gets a laugh, bare minimum, but I don't recommend using it.

cool guys i was looking for an opener like this good one