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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:52 pm 
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Here is an opener I have been using lately and it's been a hit so I wanted to share it with you guys, stay c/f and have a blast with it


PUA: Hey I need your guys help real quick, my friend and I were just having an argument and we need your honest opinion...

HB's: Blah Blah

PUA: OK cool, so, do you guys like Michael Jackson?

HB's: Yes/no/blah

PUA: NO NO I'm not talkin about "touchin little boys" Michael, I'm talkin "Thriller" Michael, I'm talkin Black michael, I'm talking OW! (i'm not even kidding I grab my dick and do the kick move and they always bust out laughing) That michael!

HB's: hahahahha

PUA: Ok, so the point is which song is better...Beat it or Billie Jean?


HB's: blah blah

PUA: HA! (to wing) I told you bro, see these/this chick knows whats up


Try it out and post your feedback

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:38 am 
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great opener, except they need to say no to the first question and then either song for it to work. If they say yes to the first question then your kinda screwed for that answer you had or if they havent heard either song then what you say to your wing doesnt work either.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:55 pm 
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Hi all. Im a complete newbie here. I just wanted to say that the MJ opener is really cool. Since it involves something from the past it will also introduce a nastalgia that is fun and attractive.

I finished reading the mystery method a couple of weeks ago and wanted to jump in with both feet so I went out and began trying openers. The first one involved me and a wing going to the mall. We went in Abercrombie and they had two different men's colognes on display. I put one on and wing put on the other. We then calmly approached several hbs ranging from 7 to 9.5 and told them that we wanted to buy the cologne but needed a female opinion of which one was better. We then asked them to take a sniff of us and give their opinions. This worked phenominally well. Not a single girl refused, all were very enthusiastic about their opinions, there was kino involved when they would reach in to smell our necks, and it was a great opportunity to be witty and flirt. Only problem is we are new at this and didn't know where to take it from there so we got no close.

Second attempt was solo at a club. I went up to an hb6 and an hb9 2 set. I opened them both with a stupid AFC comment. "hey you two are the best looking gilrs in here, how come no one is hitting on you? Are you that mean?" Even though it was AFC, they seemed to take the bait. They introduced themselves, and again the newbie came out in me. I used the thong panties routine which got a huge laugh, but then all just went dead. I tried the 5 question routine on the hb9. She was all cool with the bet which was loser buys a drink for the other, but she kept accusing me of being drunk. Funny thing is, I hadn't drank anything. I just played along and said that I only had a 12 pack, no way am I drunk. So we played the 5 question game and when I got to the part where you say, "uh, how many was that", she said OMG you are so Fd up and got up and stormed off. I was so shot down by that I just sat there for a minute and then got up and left the club. What did I do wrong? Is this just the lumps a newbie has to take?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:39 am 
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great opener, except they need to say no to the first question and then either song for it to work. If they say yes to the first question then your kinda screwed for that answer you had or if they havent heard either song then what you say to your wing doesnt work either.
No, you're not screwed if they say yes to the first question.

You just continue, and say, "That's great! And I'm not talkin about the supposed "touchin little boys" Michael, I'm talkin "Thriller" Michael, I'm talkin Black michael, I'm talking OW! (i'm not even kidding I grab my dick and do the kick move and they always bust out laughing) That michael!"


And then proceed with the billy jean / beat it question.

I'm personally going to use this next time I'm out at the bar, because there's this jukebox and usually Billy Jean gets played at least once during the night! 8)


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Here is an opener I have been using lately and it's been a hit so I wanted to share it with you guys, stay c/f and have a blast with it


PUA: Hey I need your guys help real quick, my friend and I were just having an argument and we need your honest opinion...

HB's: Blah Blah

PUA: OK cool, so, do you guys like Michael Jackson?

HB's: Yes/no/blah

PUA: NO NO I'm not talkin about "touchin little boys" Michael, I'm talkin "Thriller" Michael, I'm talkin Black michael, I'm talking OW! (i'm not even kidding I grab my dick and do the kick move and they always bust out laughing) That michael!

HB's: hahahahha

PUA: Ok, so the point is which song is better...Beat it or Billie Jean?


HB's: blah blah

PUA: HA! (to wing) I told you bro, see these/this chick knows whats up


Try it out and post your feedback
I wanna hear your "OW!!" ;) :D


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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:45 pm 
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hahaha it's actually pretty damn good

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:39 pm 
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HAHA !


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