Hey PUAs,
I've been field testing three MySpace Openers on a selected group of 18-year-olds-only. I'll offer the results in the best way possible and look forward to your feedback.

#1.
Subj: your profile looks normal...

Body: you're kinda cute for a dork and your profile looks normal so what's wrong with you?



-Gage

Stats:
[Sent: 68]
[Unread: 35 51%]
[Read but DID NOT REPLY: 10/31 32%]
[Replies: 23/31 71%]
[Friend Requested: 3 9%]

Replies:
1.
nways get a life

2.
Im a dork?

3.
Umm exuse me!!! Do ik u? (do i know you?)

4.
Haa what do u mean ?

5.
Ima dork yes (:
Nothings wrong ? >_>

6.
hahaha im not a dork

7.
im not a dork??....

8.
What's wrong with me? What's that supposed to mean?

9.
lol nothing is wrong with me , whats wrong with youu ? ha (:

10.
whats wrong with me? Huh? I dunno, who are you? Alexs bro? (I have no idea who Alex is..lol!)

11.
nun ("Nothin")

12.
Huh? lol

13.
who are you?

14.
WellThatsTheWay iLike it,,
ifyouDontLike it,,DontSee it(:

15.
who are you.

16.
Bitchh I aint dorkkk soo shut dee fukk wit yur whitee ass self aint nobodyy wanna hear yur opinionss n i fukkin hatee whitee guyss soo dont ever writee mee again.yewhh bitchh ass nigga.haaa laterz!
Something tells me she doesn't like this opener

17.
lol wut do u mean? im totally normal

18.
Aha what do u meann!

19.
do i even know you?

20.
Aha yeahh:D

21.
Who are you??

22.
What tha fuck are u talking about

23.
Haha do i knoww you? And what do youu mean normal?


HERE IS WHERE I NEED YOUR HELP TO FURTHER THIS TRIED&TESTED OPENER

• I need responses for the SIX "Who are you?"s

• I need a response to the "What do you mean?"s

• What would you say to "Im not a dork!"

• And lastly, what can you do to transition/change subject from this to another opener/convo that would build rapport or get them to respond?

#2.
Subj: You're kinda cute...
Body: ..for a dork

-Gage

Stats:
[Sent: 5]
[Unread: 1 20%]
[Read but DID NOT REPLY: 4/5 80%]
[Replies: NONE]
[Friend Requests: 0/5 0%]

This Opener Is (in my opinion) Garbage... It's an AFC opener with no attraction spikes

#3.
Subj: Wanna know why you suck?
Body: Because you get tons of lame ass messages from lame ass guys every day yet your so intrigued by this one.

Stats:
[Sent: 2]
[Unread: 2]
[Read but DID NOT REPLY: N/A]
[Replies: N/A]
[Friend Requests: N/A]

Questions and comments welcome.

PS. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE FEEDBACK ON MY QUESTIONS ABOVE!!!

_________________
A strong man can do many things,

But the strongest knows he cannot do everything alone.

I'm looking for any ways to IMPROVE this opener, or more importantly RESPONSES to follow this opener.

Any help you guys can give me, I can give back to you and let you know how effective/ineffective this is.

OR if you'd like me to test a different MySpace opener feel free to suggest another one as well.

EDIT: Bouncing off ideas here..

Her:
"Who are you?"

Me:
“Your Prince Charming…duh!”
or..
“Your future ex husband of course "

What do you think?

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A strong man can do many things,

But the strongest knows he cannot do everything alone.

The best looking guy you'll know.
Exactly what I said. Now wassup?
You don't need to lie to impress me, I may still like you just the way you are
Dunno man. You've got your own personality and interests. Use it.

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gwap

Dude, why dont you actually go out and meet some women? The you would realise you are going about this completely the wrong way, and pissing of potential friends or lays in the process!

If you want to send a message, it should be short (2-3 sentences), intriguing (DHV) and qulaifying.

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Take your Ops.

The first one is ok if she is hot. If she is not then forget about it.

I got that comment from another guy a year ago in myspace... but I did not reply with any of your normal answers.

I said that I am a dork and told him to take it or leave it.

'

Exactly I mean....myspace messages? I think id have a better chance of meeting a_girl here ^^^

Hey a_girl, where in England are you from? Im heading to London pretty soon I need a tour guide Do you have one of those fluffy hats?

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Take your Ops.

Sorry I don't do tour guides..

I didnt ask you to "do" a tour guide you ning nong

I asked you if you would be my tour guide! But i want to see the guys in the fluffy hats....do you think we could sneak into buckingham palace round the back way? Go on a little adventure.....

Just make sure you maintain a professional distance at all times as well I dont want any holiday shenanigans going on on this tour of ours!

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Take your Ops.

That idea with the buckingham seems tempting... but I willl stick to my primary decision..

And anyway, with the social skills you have you can find a better guide for your London tour than me..

Someone that is at least from that area...

Oh yes thats right, my AMAZING social skills. Serioulsy, you had better watch out, you may fall in love with me over an internet forum filled with a strange mix of nerds, gamers, fucking weirdos, and a few true seduction artists....now that sounds likely

Im curious though, after we escape from buckingham palace (on foot of course, and with our stolen loot!) where would we go? Do you have a place you like to go when you want to just cut loose, and feel all the worries and stress of life melt away? A place you can really be yourself, live in the moment and experience that true fullness of emotion?

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Take your Ops.

I cannot give away such secrets

JTaz Takes A_girl_ (who is probably not a girl!) away from Switchmaster!

How does Switchmaster overcome this cockblocking ? you will have to find out next time!!!

I AM a girl!

Thats what they all say ^^^

Hey jtazz, I really love your shirt man! Where did you get it from??? hehe

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Take your Ops.

Your Girl Freind, long story short me and her where having some amazing sex (on the bed, on the sofa, even on the kitchen side, i tell you she is one horney slut who is amazing at giving blowjobs! but i guess you already know that) erlier, my favorite shirt got ripped so she said i could borrow one of her boyfreinds so i did not have to walk home topless.... aslong as i promised to come fuck her again soon!

What do you do now get really angry and punch me in the face, phone you girl freind or [some random option which you make up]