Cont..
18:11Me
I'm now back. Ready when you are.
18:13Chloe
i am ready! as long as i can do this experiment in a towel
18:16Me
Are you trying to seduce me, Chloe?
18:16Chloe
i'm a guinea pig, i wasn't aware that sort of thing does it for you?
18:17Me
That wasn't a bad move.
I never said your efforts at seducing me were WORKING...
Anyway, here's the score:
I'm working on my social intuition and cold reading skills.
I've found that I possess this remarkable ability to make quite accurate assumptions about people very early on in our interaction.
So, I need you to keep talking to me and keep interacting with me and occasionally, I will throw out an assumption and you can tell me if it's correct or not.
18:18Chloe
this sounds like fun, i'm totally up for this little experiment
18:18Me
You jump between friends and friendship groups quite often; you don't have a definite super tight knit, super important group of friends that you stick to. Right?
18:19Chloe
wow, i'm impressed
totally correct
18:19Me
You're more of a daddy's girl than a mummy's girl.
Either you're an only child, or you have an older brother?
18:20Chloe
i am a daddy's girl, if anything. but i don't have a very tight relationship with either of my parents
and technically i'm an only child
i have 1 younger brother
half brother
sorry xD
18:20Me
Yeah, I got that as well. I sensed a sort of ambiguity about which of your parents you were aligned to.
I'm getting a MALE alignment from you, which is why I was pretty sure you didn't have a sister.
But tbh, now you've said you have a younger brother, it makes sense.
You're more confident in your personality than you are in your looks.
18:21Chloe
how do you know all this?
18:21Me
You're passive affectionate at first, but become active affectionate quite early on.
You play video games?
And you're cynical when it comes to romance.
18:23Chloe
i'm not big on affection, i always end up feeling swamped, and as for romance, you're spot on there
although, i don't play video games
simply because my brother destroyed my DS
18:23Me
yeah, DS makes sense.
You enjoy acoustic music, or music that has that sort of vibe to it, I think.
18:24Chloe
YES
18:24Me
aaand horror movies?
18:24Chloe
absolutely
YES
jesus you're good
do i know you from somewhere?
18:25Me
I don't think so.
You're not very confident with oral sex?
and you prefer sex to be more dynamic and dominating and CLOSE than you do hard.
I think.
18:26Chloe
how do you know this?
seriously?
this is amazing
18:27Me
You work, not study.
And you love animals.
18:27Chloe
i do, i adore animals
but i study
18:27Me
this may be totally wrong
but im getting
history?
18:27Chloe
definately not
art
18:27Me
Curses.
That makes sense, actually.
And I'm glad you study art and not history, for the record.
18:28Chloe
you like art too?
18:28Me
I prefer it to history.
Musician, myself.
tbh thinking about it i dont know WHY i said history.
There was an abundance of signs against that.
18:29Chloe
i would love to study music
but i'm too much of an artist at heart
18:30Me
Yeah, I'm like that with music. I can't escape it.
It's like destiny.
18:30Chloe
i know the exact feeling
like you were born to do it
18:31Me
You're an idealist and you like movies with a strong lead protagonist. 'Hero' movies.
You like dramatised lyrics that have an undertone of intelligence; Taking Back Sunday style lyricism, if you will.
18:31Chloe
you're right about the lyrics, definately
hmm, i like movies i can relate to
18:32Me
I know that cos I'm exactly the same myself. I WRITE those lyrics.
Yeah; that's me imposing masculine values on you, when you're a girl, you respond to emotional inspiration more than ideological. My bad.
18:32Chloe
that is a very sexy trait if ever there was one
18:33Me
You don't feel obligated or 'loyal' to anybody; it's not that you don't have a conscience, you're just ruthlessly, definitely your own person.
18:33Chloe
without a doubt. i'm self sufficient and independent
18:33Me
I think I love you.
I mean, what?
I think you read, too, don't you?
18:34Chloe
you love a guinea pig?
i don't blame you
i do indeed
18:34Me
She's cocky.
but it's a defence mechanism.
18:35Chloe
ha! possibly?
wanna know something else about me?
18:36Me
Would you like to tell me?
18:36Chloe
yes, i need to tell someone, i am going insane
i feel like the worst person in the world
i've only just started dating the nicest bloke ever
seriously, he's just so
fuckin nice
and i'm bored of him already
we started dating 2 days ago
18:37Me
Yeah, makes sense.
18:37Chloe
i am a horrible person

i haven't the foggiest what to do
18:37Me
It's psychology, sweetie. Women enjoy men who COMPEL them, not men who wait on them hand and foot.
18:37Chloe
he seems so keen
18:37Me
Textbook.
18:38Chloe
maybe so
but what the fuck am i gunna do about it?
Me
I'm afraid I'm not your relationship councillor, sweetness.
I'm good for fun times and orgasms, I'm not interested in helping you with your relationsihps.
18:39Chloe
too bad
but surely if you know so much about me, you know what i'm going to do?
18:40Me
I think, first and foremost, you're going to give me your phone number.
That's pretty definite, actually.
18:41Chloe
07504 335 386
right again
18:41Me
And I think you're probably going to allow me to lead you astray from your boyfriend, if I choose to do so.
You're not a very heavy drinker, are you?
18:42Chloe
i couldn't possibly comment on that first sentence there
and no i'm not
18:42Me
(LINK TO HER SOME OF HER ARTWORK)
I like this.
You enjoy your own company, too?
18:43Chloe
definately, i'm the least likely person to piss myself off
and thankyou
18:43Me
Time alone gives you the opportunity to think and flex your imagination.
Your imagination is very potent and you often find yourself daydreaming.
18:43Chloe
i could spend my lifetime daydreaming
it makes me happy
like napping