I'm 16 years old and talking online is one of my specialties, since I am an online gamer mostly. I'm terrible in person though.. I can tell you I look nothing like an online gamer, I look more like a business man of some sort. so anyway.....

(I am not trying to game this girl, but I tried the practice)
Is there any changes to this convo any of you PUA's recommend?

(Keep in mind, I have never met this girl ever, she added me because I was her friends buddy.)

This is a few days after she added me.

Me: You're friends with *girl* too?
Girl: yeahh
Me: So how's it going "name"
Girl: pretty bad, i just got my tonsils out thursday.. i'm legit dying.
Me: i never understand why people get their tonsils out
Girl: well I did because in the past 6 months I had tonsillitis like 4 times.
Me: i wonder how you got tonsilitis
you BAD girl
Girl: hahaha why am I BAD?
Me: oh i thought you caught on to that inside joke
Girl: lololol I don't think you get that like you get mono?
At least I hope not?
Me: Monos the kissing disease
Girl: i knoow! But I thought thats how you were implying how I got tonsillitis. And thats why I'm "Bad"
Me: the inside joke was that you gave someone oral pleasure
Girl: hahahhaha! Oh my god.
Me: therefore leading to some form of mouth disease
Girl: Def didnt catch onto that..
Me: i didnt expect you too
THATS good
Girl: lolollol
Me: im luring girls into my house with candy, which do you prefer, mikenikes or skittles?
Girl: mikenikes!
hahaha you're funny!
Me: aw youre so sweet
youre giving me diabetes
Girl: hahahahhaah! Omg that was a good one
Me: yeah so dont repeat it to a thousand people im saving that for the really slutty chicks
just kidding
Girl: Omg did you just call me slutty!?
So whats up with you and *Girl*? Anything? Or are you guys just friends?
Me: how in any way did i just call you slutty
oh yeah, me and *girl* are buddiez
Girl: because you said I'm saving that for really slutty chicks.. yet you just told it to me.?
Me: inqusitive you are! (yoda voice)
i said I was saving it for the really slutty chicks, i send it to you first implying that you weren't
Girl: Oh! You and your witty comebacks.. (FUCK YEAH!)
Me: baby im a walking paradox
Girl: Threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops, Reptar
Me: OMG YES
TYLER

Feedback much appreciated

I actually thought this was good! I would have left out the "how in any way did i just call you slutty" line that you said...but you made a nice recovery with your "witty comebacks" Are you going to try and get closer with her? Let us know what happens!

hell no, i was just practicing haha.

But, today I am going to try with a girl that I don't know at all. I added her last night and she accepted my friend request.

Any ideas to start off the conversation and get her number?

Well you can find hundreds of openers just by looking at some "Sticky" posts on these forums but find something that works well for you. Then with the number, if you guys are IMing each other, you can say something like "I gotta run (excuse here) but if you gimme you digits I may be able to find time later on to text you." This works best when you're in the middle of a conversation regarding something she likes chatting about.

Damn that actually seems like it will work. I will give it a try dude. Thanks a billion.