Okay so I'm not great with people (women especially) and I'm now 29 and still a virgin. So my friend who is clearly better looking than me and talks about how great his "game" is said he could get me laid on OkCupid if I let him message some girls. I just thought I'd share his "best" one with everyone here....


As sad as this sounds... I sometimes cry and only when noone is looking.

Some people would say I am shy but maybe it is because I am not in a hurry to accumulate friends... I have a few close friends who I can trust with my life and that is more important to me.

I would love to grab coffee and talk sometime or just send me a message on here... thanks for reading...

-Mike


Now you don't need to point out that I'm better off on my own because I know this already and you also don't need to point out how retarded my friend is because I also know this already. Anyways, I hope some of you find this as funny as I did when I read it. =P