OK.. Had to share this one:
Background..
HB is only 5'0" and her 2 pictures are bith taken from an above angle..
She has no written profile detail, just the basics about interests (dancing, cooking, etc..) Pets, Romance, Job, etc, etc...

Didn't want to go with the height pick up, but the pictures gave me an idea...

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Subject: Camera angles... 05/02/12 01:34
So I guess when they say everyone has a good and a bad side they miss out the angle of looking up at cameras?
This angle seems to be your best side..
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NOTE: it was a full week before she replied...

HB - 12/02/12 22:49
hahaha........ what can say, thank god for good make up, tho did take 358 shots to get that one good pic lol
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ME - 12/02/12 23:32
Hope you hadn't spent too much on the make up?
And all those 358 pictures were worth it.. You'll have to show me some of the rejected ones..
Closed eyes? no smile? bad hair?.. ha ha

My names XXX by the way..
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HB - 12/02/12 23:42
hahahaha maybe when its friday the 13th and you ready to be really scared, then again im not that mean lol As for the make up..... only a couple of grand, just small change really pmsfl HI XXX, HER NAME tho sure you have already guess that.... god hope you have!!! :s
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ME - 12/02/12 23:51 (FYI - Her site name is HERNAMEx16)
HER NAME? I was going to call you sweet (as in 16!), in fact I think sweet suits you..

I'm a big man, I can handle scarey!! It's the 13th tomorrow.. (ignore the fact it's monday not friday.. lol).. Mine are scarier!!
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HB - 12/02/12 23:56
lol sweet really???? Hmmmmm sugar and spice and all things nice would be more like it lol
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ME - 13/02/12 00:02
I have no idea that you are nice?
Sugar is bad for you, but a little spice is good...

So we'll have to stick with Sweet for now Sweet...
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HB - 13/02/12 00:20
a little of everything is good for you! and of course nice but not like Mary Poppings nice lol
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ME - 13/02/12 00:28
That's good to know Sweet.. I like a bit of everything.. lol
There needs to be a bit of naughty in all of us!!
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HB - 13/02/12 00:35
you mean a lot lol
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ME - 13/02/12 00:38
Ha ha.. So are you saying your 90% bad and only 5% nice?...
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HB - 13/02/12 00:46
where you putting the other 5% lol
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ME - 13/02/12 00:50
That'll be the spicy part... lol
Don't know about you, but I have to log out now.. up early tomorrow..

Drop me your number and we can text a bit..
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HB - 13/02/12 00:55
well sleep well, and are you mad!!! don't just give my number out. take care
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OK, So I need a come back to keep going on this one next time I log in...
Again, not much to pick up on from the profile as there's little there..
And I know I should of carried on further with the chat before I went for the number, but had closed a few numbers earlier a lot quicker..

Any tips guys?

Twenny

OK, so didn't want to leave to long between contact on this on, so had to come up with a response.. So went with a random off the cuff message...


ME:
Hi Sweet,
Well that's the restaurant cancelled for tonight, but at least I've booked the lads holiday for May!

Don't you just hate working away at short notice..

(Thought this had a couple of what or why response options for her..)

HB:
Hahahaha have missed something??? Or you always that random??? lol

ME:
Random? ha ha... Was just saying...
You managed to get in the door with all your cards today then?

HB:
Yep..... i didnt even get one tho did get some heart toast lol

ME:
Seriously? No one sent you a card? That's awful..

(attempts to draw a card on the message here..)

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I I
I Happy Valentines I
I Sweet I
I x I
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You can forget a flower.. that's too much thought needed...

HB:
awwwww thank you hun

ME:
What, Nothing in return? You're mean.. ha ha..

HB:
Hahahaha i'm not mean, just bad lol