hey forum, ive been lurkering around for some time now and i would like to see how i have progressed, so any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.
Anyways, heres the back story. Met her at a party, chatted her up on fb and txted her through the next day. nothing special but the last txt she sent was complimenting my humor and i didnt reply. So later that night she started this convo via fb:
Her: o hey =p
me: well hello
Her: im freaking bored hahaha
Me: awee
ill send u a funny veideo then 1 sec
her: do i really want to see it haha
me: its me dancing naked
her: haha i would rather not i dont want to have nightmares =)
me: ok i guesss we''ll save that for when yuore more comfortable
her: which will be never haha
me: thats not even nice
her: haha i am such a nice person biggest sweetheart youu w
will ever meet
me: noo ur mean.
ur teasing me
her: haha how am i teasing you i am being honest there is a big difference
me: if ur being seriousl this convo needs to end. i cant talk you anymore sory
her: haha fine =)
so is stop talking to her, then 10-15 mins later she re-initiates. Pretty obvious ioi.
her: fuck man i cant sleep
me: lets chat
her: are we not doing that right now haha
me: yah i guess
her: haha i hate not being able to sleep =( grr
me: You can be any animal. What are you? You can marry any animal except your own species. What kind of animal do you marry?
ill start
im def a penguin
but i would marry a rhino just to the cool penguin/rhino couple (i had know idea wtf i was thinkinkg at this point haha)
haha
her: your the most random person i have ever met haha umm i have no clue i guess i would be a rabbit ? and umm i would marry a dog (cold read?)
me: a dogg eh? so u feel very strong against disloyalty then i see.
her: i guess so just dont like liars
me: ima be brutally honest then and say that youre really cute ( she sent enough iois?)
her: shutup loser i hate when guys say that to me (AKA step ur game up)
me: what do u want to hear? all the nasty stuff i would do to u? (Stepped it up)
her: omg ur retarted
me:

you love it
her: haha totally ....
after that i was too tired too talk so i bid her a kinda blunt farewell and shutter down.
again, any pointers would be great. Im trying to soak up as much info as possible.
oh and one more thing: how du i deal with her when she says shit like
"which will be never haha"
and
"how am i teasing you i am being honest there is a big difference
Thanks LAXBro