This is hysterical. I created a test profile on OKCupid to try this out. I like it because I can practice getting into the swing of being cocky/funny and seeing what girls respond to. I get a few unsolicited emails every day. Some of my favorites are:

"Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups."

"Are you from the future?"

Be it their own and/or any other cool male profiles they've seen, can anyone give examples of any other witty, cocky male profiles, similar to the one mentioned at the start of this thread, to get additional, similar ideas.

Does anyone else use a similar type of witty profile with any good results and if so, please post it.

Plus it'd be interesting to know how a guy responding back to a girl, would would justify why he'd have a profile like that.

I'm bringing this up from the dead because it's too perfect. I at one time was this guy (the one you're trying to portray in the profile). I was an ass of a person but I got women. A year and a half later I'm single again and having actually loved a woman, I've gone soft. So with that said, I think I can still hold this frame together. One thing that kills me online, so I thought, is I have so few good pictures of myself without women in them. So even though I'm hot, my pictures suck. That's were this comes in. I'm going to post some pictures below and you guys tell me which I should pair up with this profile.

*******Removed images after a girl did a reverse image search and found this thread.*******

Here is a link with what I went with. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59709820

User name on POF is Crow.T.Robot if it doesn't come up.

EDIT: HOLY CRAP DOES THIS WORK! 30 minutes in I have two different girls messaging me.

mel.nic8/11/2013 12:26:15 AM
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After viewing your profile I have come to the conclusion that you may be the worst guy on the planet


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 12:30:00 AM
Well that was the reaction I was going for.

mel.nic8/11/2013 12:32:32 AM
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Mhm I believe you!


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 12:42:49 AM
Ahaa! A healthy dose of sarcasm. At least that tells me you're fun. So I actually did like your profile a lot.

-I happen to own zero bottles of cologne.
-Never kissed a dolphin but I did kiss a horse once. It ended up being a dude dressed as a horse, but we'll count it.
-I too have a huge fetish for anything British.

So tell me three things.

mel.nic8/11/2013 12:46:49 AM
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No cologne?! Well what am I going to smell when you walk up to me in the bar right before our fanfreakingtastic kiss?

Three things:
1- Shark week is a little scary
2- I secretly watch wrestling
3- I need to wax my eyebrows ASAP and stop putting it off.


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 12:53:09 AM
The most arousing pheromones that have ever graced the the cilia of your nose. I hope that's not the only thing you wax.

mel.nic8/11/2013 12:57:38 AM
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For someone who is a total tool you have a nice vocabulary. And your douche bag profile and dick like personality is going to get many girls by the way. Many. But the strong mature woman that want but don't need a man (I'm in that category) aren't going to feel it. So crow.t.robot it was nice verbally meeting you and I wish you luck!

EDIT AGAIN: I've still got her going.


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 1:05:41 AM
Awe, well as a conciliation prize I'll grace you with my original profile.

Living the life I was born to live. I strongly abide by the motto, “Safety Third.” Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact. I was once questioned by police, because they found me interesting. When I shoot vodka, I chase it with high fives. If you saw me walking a Yorkie, it would still look masculine. Dicing onions doesn't make me cry. And I have never 'filled up' on chips. I would only kick you out of bed if you wanted to cuddle on the floor. And I don’t care how bad ass you are, if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it!

Okay so with the BS aside I'll get down to what I’m really doing with my life.

First and foremost I'm Running my businesses. I own a few fabrication companies that specialize in the off road aftermarket.

That thing about my motto, that was true. Action sports junky right here! Mtn. Biking, snow boarding, skiing, wake boarding, long boarding, kayaking, rock racing, rally racing, dirt bikes, quads, mountaineering, cave diving... the list goes on and on. My hobbies are my life and they will probably be the end of it at some point too.

There's a lot to this onion. Hopefully more than tears. If you want to know more. Feel free to opine.

mel.nic8/11/2013 1:08:27 AM
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Hold up while I google half of the stuff you tell me


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 1:10:59 AM
Go for it.

these type of profiles work pretty well. They are a whole class of profiles of similar nature that I use regularly.

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It's pretty shocking how much of a better response I'm getting with this profile vs my other one. because unlike most in this thread I am actually using pictures of myself. And they are with other women vs by myself.

here are a few more openers that I've used that have worked so far.


Crow.T.Robot8/10/2013 1:58:59 AM
Basically it comes down to this; I typed out about half a dozen jokes that were cornier than ethinal. And I think that's because your profile didn't really tell me anything specific about you. SO... with that said I'm going to come on out, with my game face off and say. I think you're sexy, and I know jack-diddly-squat about you. You want to exchange meaningless messages over the internet in hopes to spark an interest with one another and at some point either block or meetup in person?

TerrahM8/11/2013 10:33:08 AM
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Sure!!!


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This girl was really hot by her profile pics, viewed me but didn't reply. She's in California and my profile lists DFW Texas are as my location.

Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:18:24 AM
You should have sent me a message because I want you in every position.

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:19:21 AM
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Oh wow lol well I'm sorry


ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:19:57 AM
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Why does all your profile pics have girls in them lol


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:21:28 AM
I bet you are.

I'm always with girls.

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:22:10 AM
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Lol why do you bet I'm sorry lol


ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:22:22 AM
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Good reason lol so your a player


ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:22:26 AM
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Lol

Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:24:55 AM
I'm not a player. A player comes complete with games. I've just figured out what it is I want and I'm not afraid to pursue it. Life is all about honesty and realism.

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:26:22 AM
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That is true


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:28:11 AM
Imagine that. I'm glad I could share the secret to happiness with you. Now you owe me one. So tell me three things.

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:28:58 AM
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Three things about myself


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:29:50 AM
No about the Shark Week.... Yes you!

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:30:58 AM
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Shh lol I love horses, I'm a hopeless romantic, my favorite food is Italian


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 2:37:19 AM
Your guilty pleasure?

ShelbyNicole89928/11/2013 2:40:18 AM
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Hmm lol I don't know if I have one

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This girl is super religious and clearly says in her profile that she's a super goodie-good, prude.


Crow.T.Robot8/10/2013 12:25:50 AM
I thought the preachers daughter was supposed to have a wild side! Society, you've lied to me! At least the stereotype was on the money when it comes to vanity. The things I'd do to you...

Dreamlife78/11/2013 12:04:08 AM
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I try not to be judgemental because we all make mistakes. The important thing is when we make mistakes is to get up and go on. I have been busy and I am not pleased with the men on this site

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Here is one that didn't. I've sent it to a few girls and only one replied. It was negative.


Crow.T.Robot8/11/2013 1:36:54 AM
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Come over, we'll having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we'll drink fine brandy from tea cups.

Lacygirl0098/11/2013 1:53:11 AM
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Hell no!

btw, try using spell check.. It's pretty hard to fuck up spelling with a computer man.. ethinal? LOL. It's ethanol. I know it doesn't seem like it matters, but that's some easy low hanging fruit to fix. No one will think poorly if you spell properly, and there's a chance a girl will think you are an idiot if you make really bad spelling mistakes.

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Haha. I'm terrible about writing things out real fast and then sending them without proof reading. Thankfully this is all a social experiment at this point, since I've set up the profile for an entirely different state. But your point is very valid.