ok guys i have not come this far not to get this girls number she's an hb8 but i dont know what to respond heres the convo thus far please help me out!
After sending first message
HB 8: What gave you the idea i would even marry you in the first place???
and if i did i would prob divorice you i dont put up with guys shit.
Secondly.....Do you just go around sending that message to every girl on myspace?

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&& i dont need your money i have my own.
Me: wooah woooah woooah, first of all if anybody were to mess up the marriage it would be you! you would probably have numerous flings with our pool boy pablo while im at work.
and no you're special, although i should since our imaginary marriage is pretty much over.
HB 8: well your the one who cheated on me with that fat seceatary of yours when i walked in with that bimbooo all up in your business but okay than goodbye
ME; I told you, she was choking on a mint and i had to perform mouth to mouth cpr. what do you want me to do let her die?? As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
ME: You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?
HB 8: WAIT....we like to have seductive pillow fights to get turned on???
Uhm well okay cuz i dont have a sister....and i turned lez right after we broke up so my bad.
ok what should i write back? im drawing blank!