Okay guys it's about 2hours after my last post and all I gotta say is HOLY SHIT
I've succesfully numberclosed the first girl I sent it to and she's pretty cute, I like.
I've copied quite some lines, but I used everything in dutch so I translated everything back to English for you guys, enjoy!
Me: I'm Wesley, no idea if we met before but you seem familiar. You look pretty cute, are you fun and interesting too? I'm kinda picky
Her: Hii well you don't seem familiar :Psorry:P I'm super boring:P never go out or anything I'm also not interesting, I'm a really boring person

SORRY:P
Me: Cute and a sense of humor? Lemme guess, serialkiller? lol
Her: Indee:P Had nothing better to do this holiday so I killed a couple of people

I really look like a serialkiller huh
Me: O damn, please don't cut me to pieces. Dressed in black and a 'killer smile', pretty obvious. You do anything else for fun, except for killing people and talking to cute guys on hyves?
Her: Nothing much

just on the computer and watching tv, sometimes I go shopping if I have the money

I'm pretty boring
Me:O nothing better than watching a nice movie, nice and cosy...ehhh I mean, doing toughguy stuff!:P Especially with this cold it gets pretty boring. Seems like you can use a little extra. What's your number? Maybe you get lucky and I'll tekst you.
Her: okaj my number is **********
Me: If I tekst you, do you promis not to stalk me?
Her: haha well I hope you won't stalk me
Me: haha seriously? Only if you're lucky!
Her: So, am I lucky?
Me: number below 4
Her: 2
Then I teksted her she was right and I'm talking to her as we speak. She's nice and turns out she lives like 3 blockes away from my place!
I'll post any other results, but for now I'll see how it ends with this pretty lady.
Keep this thread going guys, it's good material and there's nothing to lose! Just try it and post results.