Yeah this is always worked for me.. Kinda forgot about it though so gave it another go tonight and still works like a charm.

Just make sure you're not pushing it too far or then it becomes a big turn off. But as we speak I have a girl fighting to keep our cabin.

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100% fucking gold.

when all of u guys are saying this works like a charm... are u actually getting a number out of this? and getting her to text/talk on phone?

this hb9 just added me on fb today, shes a casual acquaintance of a couple friends of mine and im trying to figure out how to open her since i dont see her in person

I think for a casual acquaintance the "What are you shy or something?" to "I've been here a whole week and you haven't talked to me" is a better one.

I really like the marriage/divorce opener, but personally haven't used it. I'm just not one for getting called out or using canned materials, especially when everyone else is using them. However, I think the essence of this is exactly what an opener should be. The trick is actually developing one of your own that works.

Yes

I don't know how well you know her but a good one is you shouldn't add people you don't know.. didn't your parents teach you anything?

or the shy one is a good one to go with if you know her better than that.

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lol wow! i am so gonna try this. 1 question though...do you think this could work in real life?? if so, that would be some great game

worked like a charm. I changed it slightly to suit my personality and now i have got twonumbers. One was a marketing md who asked..."have you ever used that before?"

Just to see how this all worked out I spammed POF women within 75 miles of my house. So far most of the results were predictable. I got a bunch of "Hehe you are too funny" and even a few playing around. The one I got was rather nasty.

After the first email she replied "WHAT..... ONE WORD FREAK".
The old me would have given up but I wasn't about to let this one off that easy. My reply was...
"The marriage ended because of all the name calling and because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?"

I thought I would never hear back from her. I expected to be blocked or something but I got a reply from her saying...
"Nope...don't remember that, nor do I remember Pablo! And by the way, pool girls name was Isabella!".

So I changed up the 3rd reply to fit the situation...
"As far as Isabella goes, I had a fling with her right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.

You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?"

As far as the routine goes. I think it would work very well. At this point my only objective is to turn the nasty one back around. I have zero intentions of meeting her as she doesn't seem like my type. In fact this routine was more of a learning thing then a way to pick up women.

With using this you really need to be flexible with your responses. Each reply is different so far. But don't give up just cause a response wasn't what you expected. As you can see from about sometimes you can bring back a bad opening.

holy **** that actually worked i set up a date with HB9

I'm going for it. I think this will be a perfect courtesy for chicks who don't take the time to write anything about themselves.

She had a two line bio with one of the lines stressing that she cannot tolerate watching golf on tv. So I'm going to taylor it.


After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. It's just that I found another lady who truly enjoys golf on television. My passion!

your ex-hubby,

Mike

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii for your long walks, but I will need to keep the large screen plasma for my future golf watching pleasure. cheers

wow that worked terribly for some reason. I dumbed the language down a little because I mainly use it for girls my age (18-20). I sent it to around 6 girls and got nothing back. Later on I just made small talk and it worked with all but like 2 of the same 6. Maybe it works better on older women?

Why thank ya kind sir.


I'm really happy this thread got somewhere. It's been a while since I checked and I didn't expect the reactions to be so plentiful.

Once again, I'd like to thank Guinness Man for the basic outline of this routine. I went in and fixed it up but he came up with the original idea. It's currently my favorite internet game material. Nevertheless, I prefer talking to women face to face.

I'm about to head to a party with some new friends. Wish me luck.
Stay honest and happy on this lovely St. Patrick's night!

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bro i love you haha... i got msged by a HB9 and thought id respond with this... needless to say she ATE IT UP, got a good convo going, turns out we had a lot in common and she lives fairly close to me... i cut the convo, ended the line with

You should give me your number, I seem to have lost your number in the process of our divorce and we can continue our discussion further on another time...

needless to say it worked flawlessly:D

Well, I feel as if I should weigh in on this since I was credited with it in the beginning. I origionaly used it as an idea from another forum (http://www.windowshoppingforwomen.com).

I'm glad you all had good success with it. I have had a lot of success with it and continue to use it.

The canned replies are good but you have to go with her material that she gives you. You see... in this example of role play... you are giving each other medium value roles to play. married, divorced... like any other couple in America, lol

You have to key in on her responses and not weather or not she is trying to increase either your value or hers. Go with whatever she gives you. regardless of weather she gives herself a higher value role than you she feels valued in the conversation.

All that said, make sure you address what she said in her reply before you start copy/pasting.

Heres an example of a divorce opener that ended up in a number/meet up/F-Close


ME:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

P.S.
You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)


HB8
So i have to ask... Has that worked for you in the past? Lol im loving the approch


Me

Well you replied. So yes... it's worked, lol :)Thanks haha.

If you like my clever approach and stylish sense of humor, then we should get along just fine. I just saw your profile and thought, hmmm.... "I wonder if shes as fun and dorky as she seems."

True or false, Megasaurus Rex? (Her name is Megan)


HB8
Lol true story. So whats your real age? Where you from??

Me
I think my profile has all the information you're looking for. . . well most of it.

If you want to get technical, I'm 99 in Myspace years and 252 in dog years. I know the marriage only lasted 6 months but, you should know all this.

-My Name

Oh! I learned a new skill... I can bake 30 minute brownies in 29 minutes! haha



HB8
Wow! Thats fantastic! You look good for your age. (I'm 36, she's 21) I hope you included your lovely ex wife in your will :0

Me
Well thank you my dear. Its all in the face cream.

I most certainly did include you in my will. How could I not? What else am I gonna do with have your shoes when I die? Plus I threw in the garlic peeler and our sticker collection we gathered off all the fruit we ate.

I wouldn't leave ya hangin, my lil cuddle bunny

So, what have you been up to since the divorce? Anything fun happening in your life that I should know about?

HB8
Well in my real life i have been sicker then a dog. Stressed about my up coming move. Dont forget our up coming divorce court. You get the kids every other weekend and when ever i get sick of them.

Me
Maybe we can settle out of court. You were always pretty easy to please.

Where are you moving to?

HB8
~~~ area. Im not on my space much. Here is my number if you wanna continue to chat. XXX-XXX-XXXX

So we did... F-Close in 2 days and still doing it... that was 2 months ago.


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I have a lot of On line openers and convos that were successful.

Hit me up on IM if you wanna chat

AIM chat : GU1NN3S5
or on Yahoo: scottbma72

It doesnt work so well for me lo.

Tried 3 girls. only one replied and the reply is like this.

Me: step 1.

Girl: wut..the...hell... are you talking about..

Me: Why are you so surprised!? I think we have talked about divorce before.
If you still want the house in Hawaii, you better be quick.
Oops!! Sea level is rising every year~!

Girl: wutever man..

did I do anything wrong here?