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Which one do you prefer to game Myspace or Facebook?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:04 pm 
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I need some advice... So I poked a girl, and she poked me back. Then I sent her this message:

Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! :D

Then I think she poked me again, but I'm NOT SURE. I could've forgotten to remove her poke. Should I operate as if she DID poke me a 2nd time? Or should I wait a few days to see if she replies to my message? Also what type of response should it be??

BTW, if it helps, her FB wall doesn't show that she's been active on FB the past few days. I go to a small school where 80% of people know each other but I'm actually abroad right now and she's a new freshman this year so we haven't really encountered each other. However, since my school is so small (~1,500 people), I'm afraid screwing things up now will create a bad impression/awkwardness when I come back.

What do I do?


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Well... no follow up?

Did it close. I know this opens well, but im not seein it really cook when ive used.

Ive noticed the only way it really gets any real results, is get em when their online, and go back n forth.(As u did here)
Getting the buying temp up is key i think.
Ive never got too far when the messages go over the course of acouple days.
yeah it closed i just didn't feel like having to change the post haha


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damn wtf, did faceook remove the advanced search feature?


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I'm trying to keep my personality while applying this approach at the same time so that it's not wierd when we meet. but check this out and let me know what you think.

Me
November 19 at 9:06am
Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! : )

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November 19 at 4:01pm
haha nope, no taking candy, and no getting in the car. but never the no poking rule.

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Today at 1:57am
So if you poke strangers cause they didn't teach you the no poking rule does that mean if I would have like slapped you on the ass! you would slap me on the ass back? : ) (assuming they didn't teach you that one either)

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that is correct. :]

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Today at 2:06am
Beautiful and Dangerous I like I like! But God said when hit you should just turn to the other cheek!

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haha. nice pun!! :]

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Today at 2:11am
Its only true, so you work at Lifetime in Ashburn? Is that the new one that just opened, the platinum one? and you work at Godiva too! wow thats somewhat of an oxymoran if you think about it. Eat chocolate all day, work it off later.

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haha yea. I work at the spa. and yea the one that just opened. SO NICE. and yes I know but I have self control... when it comes to chocolate at least. plus if i eat to much chocolate i feel sick. I love one job and hate the other. But after I got fired from Hollister I needed to stop living off mommy's gas money and Godiva hired me fast so I'll stay there for the holidays.

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Today at 2:22am
I'm guessing you love Lifetime since that place is Official! I went there to check it out to see if I wanted to upgrade but I decided not too. My friend Ken just got a membership there. Thats so tight working in the spa, do you give the messages? Cause then I might need to upgrade. : )
I don't know why you would hate Godiva though.
I know what you mean about living on your own, very few people our age really understand what it's like to pay for everything and live in the real world for lack of a better term.
I read your about me section, very bold. So why'd you move so many times?

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No, I'm a coordinator, I'm kinda like a receptionist with a little more to do. I hate Godiva because it's boring and retail just isn't my thing. I don't live on my own, I actually live with my mom and she for the most part takes care of me. I do pay for everything but the food in the fridge and she helps me out with gas because I owe her 3 grand and she gets a good amount of my paychecks. I just changed that section. And my mom was in the military and we moved houses like every year cuz my moms weird like that.

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Today at 2:28am
Wow!
Hey, I'm going to bed, but I'd like to continue our conversation later. You seem fun. But this messaging back and forth thing can get annoying. Give me your Aim s/n and I'll look out for you so we can chat, mines MyS/N, or if you have gmail I'm on that more often.

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I am neverrrrr on AIM or anything like that. unless I'm on via my phone and even then I never get the messages.. text me cuz thats the only way you'd actually get a hold of me.
### ### ####

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Today at 2:38am
: ) I'll be sure to stockerishly text you 9 times a day. Sweet Dreams.

P.S. I'm saving you in my phone as Godiva girl. Godiva is dark sexy sweet and it's got a lasting after taste, not that that has anything to do with you, mainly just cause you work there.

my number is ###.###.####


So thats it
What do you think and how do you think I should follow up on this?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:38 pm 
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Love the poke stuff - its golden


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response to this one?

well maybe you shouldnt go around poking girls you dont know!
seems like someone didnt listen in Personal Development education..

tsk tsk

she a HB9 defo, pretty fit!


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I just wanted to pay my respect to the guy who posted this thread... you've created a monster, and I have the f-closes to show for it!

Keep it going!


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 Post subject: The Creator!
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Thank you, GATA!

I am suprise this topic is still getting so many hits!

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I got "ok" I think I'm better off sarging in class


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Hey guys, bit of advice needed ASAP
Met this girl, don't really know her but added her on facebook, used the line. Suggestions how to proceed?

Tofu
Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! Very Happy

HB8
you poked me first...

Tofu
You looked very pokable! But do you always poke random people back!? Razz

HB8
yep, especially when their sexy like you, lets have sex Smile

I was thinking "fuzzy Handcuffs", but if anyone has a funnier one, please post


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Yeah go ahead with the fuzzy handcuff but also keep the sexual esclation up!

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So I'm hoping someone can help me with this.. this is the first reply I got from an HB7

Me:
Hey you know it's kinda rude to poke people you barely know! I guess your parents never taught you that! :D

HB7: oh im sorry i didnt mean to i was poking another friend and I guess it went to your name! sorrryyyyyyyy!!
have a good night!


Completely off from the different replies I was expecting.. how should I approach this?


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I am not going to tell what I would say but I will tell you where you can take this.

Tell her she is making up excuse because she can't her hands off of you and what not. Go that route of accuse her of liking you

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so when you do this how do you pick the girls? do you know them? or just girls withit a close distance of you? also does age differ in reponce?

i starting to understand it but it still seems creepy from her point of view.
thanks bro


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I also started using some of these, or variations of them, GREAT stuff man, It's exactly the kind of cool complex I'm trying to achive.

~Mizfit :twisted:


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