Finishing a lame pickup line



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Sillsy
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:09 pm 
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So I was real bored at work on friday and not that I would ever use it as an opener or anything how would you guys finish the pickup line "I can be your shakeweight if...."

Best I could come up with was chinese finger trap.


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jacklei
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:01 am 
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if you want to use it as DIRECT OPENER then you can go like..
i can be your shakeweight only if you promise to be gentle... ;-) [actually WINK, and done with a little smirky naughty look on your face.]

An ULTRA-SEXUAL OPENER would be ==
i can be your shake-weight if you like shaking things which are heavy.. :D

OR, to ask it as a QUESTION - OPENER,
i can be your shake-weight but dont really know if u r strong enough... Are u strong enough..??

OR, to generate an INDIRECT OPENER out of this.. go like --
i can be your shake-weight, but you might have to earn that...can u tell me where the nearest starbucks isss...??

OR, to create an OPINION OPENER out of this... say --
i can be your shake-weight, but i am not really sure if girls like you prefer using shakeweight over ardous gym-workouts.. what do you think about it...?
-- To a response for this.. the girl would either get stuck at the "girls like you" part and ask you == What do you mean girls like me..blah blah..?? or she would take the bait and get absorbed by the question about the workout preference...!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 1:26 am 
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[quote="Sophie295"]thats a good arrticle[/quote
haha indeed... but how about the OPENERS suggested..?? :P :D

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