wtf?! are you people serious? Licking a woman's ass is one of the world's best pleasures. If she's clean, she won't have shit all over it. If you want to make sure, tell her to take a shower before.

My God.

she may not have "shit" all over her ass,

but she certainly will have:

- shit juice
- fart dust
- anal secretions
- a whole host of bacteria that are unhealthy for human consumption

sounds fucking delicious...

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Which part of alpha you didnt understand? lol

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Oh! You've gotta be kidding me!

LMAO!

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

This thread wins. I needed a good laugh

Honestly I found myself in tear's reading this entire post (I'm trying to compose my self now) wheww. Ok I found that if you honestly want to get your lady to ORGASM as hard as possible is to:

A. Finger her G-spot and even further the A-spot. This will cause her to squirt but it's ok it's just a form of Ejaculation for females ( it does exist fellas)

B. Breathing and any type of energy work. Don't let your woman stay in her mind when your rocking her world, tell her to explore the sensations in her body as you stroke or as you withdraw. Tell her to let the energy flow through her body, this will get her mind on just the sensations down below. She will automatically begain to feel the impulse and electricity of passion that you two are producing.

C. Touch, by lightly touching her all over will increase the sensations 10 fold. Sense you are used to going kino outside of lovemaking dont be afraid to during.

and exactly where does ass-eating figure into YOUR formula? mr. knowitall!

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Dude, really?!?!? It's a practice, not exact. With that said lets keep it simple. If ass licking is your thing then do it. If not, find something esle. But, if your girl is playing that trombone like a pro, you should at least consider it.

I'm far from a know it all my friend, I just try to help others out by using what I have exp in the past that's all . Any way I would not have a prob with licking the Hershey Highway lol, It's a part of her body just as much as her hands, feet, Vagina etc... to me every part of a woman can be enjoyed and explored for both yours and her pleasure. If she feels comfortable with it and If i'm in the mood then the sparks will fly and we will get down to business. How ever I'm not one to just jump straight into it and have a feast if you know what I mean. But I'm not afraid to pleasure my lady 100%, usually she's the one trying to make sure that I'm happy and satisfied. Why not return the favor right

-Seduce all leave no one behind-

Oh and she has to make sure that she's clean before we even start to tossin' salads...just saying

This is some funny shit! I think it's well written Richard and my opinion is you're 100 % correct.

i was just kidding

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

if EVERY PART OF A WOMAN IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED

what about: licking mentrual waste

or

sniffing farts

or

eating the dirt from under her toenails

???

i mean, come on guys.

there are parts of the human body that are not fit for consumption.

SHIT is near the top of that list

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Haha. I've only ever given 1 girl a rimmer and that was a few times. I would also poke her asshole with my finger and most days it was ok. One day shit came out though. On my finger. That wasn't nice.

Having someone lick your ass is one of the best sensations ever. It is also high risk sex, just like anal. I do it with my gf and I enjoy it, but I would never do it with someone I didn't know and trust completely. I don't put my tongue inside and if there will be some other anal play, she has to get clean with some enemas. I once had shit on my dildo, I was really glad I didn't have a penis LOL. But other than that, it's great and chicks love it, it's very intimate.

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rAFC and yes, I'm a chick.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.