First approach i ever did (before i knew about the community). Here's my opener:

"I fort know coco going on"

I used to be nervous around girls...
I think I was trying to say "I don't know what's going on"...

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O-K... you guys ready for this one?

"Hi! quick question.. do you by any chance know where is the guy selling popcorn in here??"

side note: we were in a bloody night club hahaha
it was a long time ago and I still blush remembering haha
oh man..! you stopped talking there?

one more liner and it would go right into Robin Williams acts hahahaha

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They can because they think they can

My step-father is an incredibly conservative guy who once told me that it's wrong to tell a girl you love them unless you are planning on marrying them relatively soon. I asked him about how he reacted to girls saying "I love you." he told me the following story:

My stepfather was a sophomore in high school and had been dating a girl for some time. She was a strange one and her strict parents had forced her to transfer to a military-style school. When he visited her they walked down the halls together. She turned to him and...

GF: I love you!

Stepfather: Uh...thanks. I need to go get some water.

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-Oscar Wilde

This was a stupid decision i made, but was funny at the time.

(First day sophomore year in highschool.) Heres how it went, if my memory serves me correctly.

HB8 teacher: Okay, im going to go around the room, and everybody has to share some things about themselves with the class. Lets start with you Zak.

Zak: Well im 15, i like science, blah blah blah.


(10 more people go, Then she got to me.)

HB8 teach: Ok, tell me something about yourself.

Me: Why dont you buy me a drink first before you hit on me?

(the whole class burst into laughter)

HB8teach: What did he say?


------ I had all a's that year, except in her chemistry class. AAAAFAA.

It was a funny idea, but ended up pretty bad.

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during sex

me: "im bored"

her: WHAT!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???!!!

me still fucking: umm.... i didnt mean it that way

her: GET THE FUCK OFF ME IM LEAVING!!!!!!

"Hey I'll talk to you after. I have to take this cunt to dinner"

me not realizing who i was texting on valentines day.

LMFAO

that reminds me of a story a mate told me a few days back, he went out with a girl that had the same name as his sister.
So goes to text his gf with just pure filth, literally starts listing how he is going to spread her legs etc next time he sees her.

Everything seems fine until he gets a text from his sisters fiance lol

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Back in the day, before the lair or anything, I was drunk and trying to get rid of my AA. To do so my friend decided it would be hilarious to drive the drunken me around, drop me off randomly and get me to walk about to random groups and say:

Spark: "hay im the doctor (doctor who) fancy a ride in my time machine?"

(the dumb thing is its not a time machine its a tardis, the two are completely different)

Anyway we'd then drive around the block and id got up to the same people and ask the same thing. I was drunk so it seemed like a good idea at the time; trust me

Replys I got where often very negative; it was damning if only id known what I do now!

Spark.

At a end of year dinner party, she was an outsider to the club, but knew her through friends. So we're waiting outside.

HB: Hi, nice to see you here
Me: Yeah... erm I have to go shit.

I had a stomach ache

After my first time I told her that she was the best I'd ever had, then I asked her if she had came (after showing me her arm shaking earlier which i thought was pretty weird). She said she had and asked me if i had, i said no.
She hasn't really spoken to me since...i think came across as too needy.

Me: "Wait, your going to school to be a nurse? oh we cant talk to eachother anymore" (Kidding tone)
Her: "WHAT?!" starts crying
Me: "No no no! I was only kidding! It was supposed to be funny cuz ya know, my mom is a nurse"
Her: "So your only dating me because I remind you of your mom!?"

She broke up with me after that... Over myspace

One of my wings when he was still an AFC:

AFC: Is that a backpack or something else youre holding?
HB: Its my handbag/purse

Mine isn't exactly the words I said, but what came out of my mouth and landed on her cheek.

She was pretty interested in the subject until this tiny piece of I-don't-know-what went flying straight to her face. I stopped talking, we looked at eachother, she wiped it off and I pretty much went like ''umm... yyyeeeaaah.'' and turned over to talk to the other people.

Always careful with my speech nowadays.

Me and a girl were getting together when she broke it off,

Her:What's the most unattractive thing about me?
Me:Um...probably your personality.

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I am, therefor I game
I game, therefore i score.

When I was in 8th grade I had a girl offer to "give me head" if would walk her home. She was actually pretty cute, but slutty. I didn't know what "head" meant. I thought it meant a kiss... so I passed.