Hi,

First of all, thanks for reading this. I never considered myself a PUA, but that's probably because I am not good with acronyms.

I work in technology even though I went to liberal arts school. I have probably spent about 10 years of my life just learning how to write with a shred of respect for the English language, so I find all of the shortcuts, links, emoticons, hash-symbols, websites, pop-ups, and tweets border-line offensive. This is an age of unprecedented open-ness and information overload. Using canned lines, at the very best, should only be used as a joke. A bad joke.

I like bad jokes almost as much as I like terrible jokes. If it's dry, weather it's a drink of wine, a joke, or a comment, then it's for me.

I like to meet people in person, get a phone number (or even just an email address), make plans, and stick to said plans. That said, most hot 24 year old girls that grew up here don't think that way, so sometimes I have to throw in one of these twinky-winky faces:

Looking forward to meeting you if you want to go out and grab a beer in Palo Alto, Mtn View, Menlo Park, or, best of all, San Francisco. Let's organize some kind of meetup. We can even call it a Gang, a Troupe, or what have you. I'll throw out a suggestion here: the Bay Area Skee Ball Local 19 Union. A top-secret club for people who like to play skee-ball at places like Buck Shot in the Richmond.

I think humor is very important in any relationship, but it's also good to get over the first major hurdle: sex, even if it's just a quick touch. You should know (from touch) that she's really wet before you leave the bar, which shouldn't be too difficult if you both have a few bud lights in you, it's 12:30am, and at least one of you is, cough, "simply exhausted" (bored).

Speaking as a horny 20-something who performed every sexual act imaginable in college, and has been running a business for a very long time, I think it's important to always have a quick outlet in your back pocket (a phone number that works) just to keep the ladies in front of you super-slutty and on their tip-top best behavior.

When I meet someone I try to figure out how they think, generally based on stereotypes, so that I know how to interact with them in the most expedient and fun manner. This makes me a douche-bag, which I am perfectly OK with, because you would never know it from my fuzzy-bear haircut In fact I look like a 6ft Pomeranian Dog with blue eyes and an American Express card, so you will easily find me at your bar sometime very soon.

My sincere apologies for that smiley in the last paragraph.

Anyway I have some experience and do pretty well for myself IMHO, but I don't really speak internet lingo, and I am very confrontational. That's probably my biggest weakness since this is SF, not NYC. I'm a raging elitist, and feigning humility around hot girls who block off trading ports and rarely take showers is difficult for me. This is a liberal area so I need to adjust more and maybe you can help me with that.

Basically I am looking for a hot cougar or a 19-30yo girl who acts like she's 38 and independently wealthy. A nice little valley girl. If she really is who she says she is...... you know the rest. This should not be hard, but it still kindof is.

I have a guest room in SF, am pretty good looking (I used to have bad acne in HS, but things have been good for me, even with the acne, since about age 15 when my friends started to get cars) and am just figuring out how to talk to women here who are not college students that grew up on the east coast.

If there's one thing that makes a girl feel empowered (easy to get wet) it's being surrounded by other girls, their friends. I will now refer to these other girls as lesbians, which I like, preferably in large numbers, which I think would make me gay.

The Castro is a great place to go dancing (girls like dancing) and I happen to be good at picking up women in gay bars, but in SF it might be more tactful to meet in a straight bar with your gay friends (actual gay friends-- women feel very at ease with gay guys), take them dancing, maybe move on to water with a lime that looks like a drink, and make sure the new Saab SUV, large BMW sedan, or whatever the safe, expensive car of the day is that will bring them back to the house with ***more drinks and dancing!!!**** is ready to roll before the party gets too packed at the bar.

I personally don't even have a car bc I live right above a major underground stop, but my friends have expensive cars, which makes me look like quite the fancy-lad indeed. I don't know why, but it usually works.

Please get in touch with me and let's make good things happen and then post about them here.

Thanks,
Andrew



The Bay Area Skee Ball Local 19 Union will having a top secret meeting in SF next Friday night! Please post to this thread so we can organize. Women (or just girly-men) also encouraged to apply.[/code]