I know there are a lot of Columbus topics floating around with a lot of people saying a lot of things over several years about forming lairs that may or may not have been productive. Meanwhile, the female libidos of Central Ohio have been weighing the merits of their trusty vibrator versus actually touching that meatloaf in the Ed Hardy shirt.

This needs to stop. And you are the answer.

Myself and a couple other guys go out with alarming regularity, and if you're looking for some Columbus wings, we're looking for you. Send me a PM. The Arena District won't pleasure itself.

Campus might.