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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:08 pm 
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What do you do when another guy insults you, and the girl/everyone around laughs? He's intentionally cock blocking right from the start.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:11 pm 
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ya just to add on to this topic, me and puaking went out last weekend with some of our male friends and when ever we start talking to girls he always jumps in and says something fucked up about one of us and the girl laughs, how do u deal with this?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:14 pm 
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ya just to add on to this topic, me and puaking went out last weekend with some of our male friends and when ever we start talking to girls he always jumps in and says something fucked up about one of us and the girl laughs, how do u deal with this?
Yeah. And just to add to this topic, me and Puaking went out last weekend with some of our male friends. Whenever we started talking to girls, person x jumps in and says something fucked up about one of us. The girl laughs. How do you deal with this?****

Fixed, grammatical error fuck! :)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:15 pm 
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and person x= our friend


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:19 pm 
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If hes your friend, take him aside and cut it out.

Second, although not the "best" way the following a funny and effective way to do it:

Absurdity what ever he says.

him: hey everyone, doesn't his pants look like something a homeless man would wear!!!
*everyone laughs*
you: haha, oh man...how did ya know?!? I beat up a homeless man a few hours ago and stole his pants cause they were so sexy! (this is said is a very fun and playful way)

Another good way is to straw man him:

"Oh man, dude that was funny! I bet you cna tell another joke that will make us laugh like CRAZY! Like right now..."

Again, this has to be said in a fun and playful way so not to sound like you got offended. Basically this sets him up to an impossible standard of comedic ability, of which he wont meet.

You can use the straw man stuff in a bunch of ways, be creative.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:24 pm 
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alright i like it, ill definitely give that a shot thx for advice


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:25 pm 
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If hes your friend, take him aside and cut it out.

Second, although not the "best" way the following a funny and effective way to do it:

Absurdity what ever he says.

him: hey everyone, doesn't his pants look like something a homeless man would wear!!!
*everyone laughs*
you: haha, oh man...how did ya know?!? I beat up a homeless man a few hours ago and stole his pants cause they were so sexy! (this is said is a very fun and playful way)

Another good way is to straw man him:

"Oh man, dude that was funny! I bet you cna tell another joke that will make us laugh like CRAZY! Like right now..."

Again, this has to be said in a fun and playful way so not to sound like you got offended. Basically this sets him up to an impossible standard of comedic ability, of which he wont meet.

You can use the straw man stuff in a bunch of ways, be creative.
I totally forgot about this, homie! I dig the first way you posted. He'll blurt out some stupid shit like, "This my friend Nick. He has a small penis!" "hahahahha" But Nick, you gotta respond back like, "It's not about the size, it's the motion in the ocean". BEAST!!!

We gonna drop his cock blocks this weekend. #AntiCockBlockSwag

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:26 pm 
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ya but should u insult him back or just deflect and say something that is not as funny??


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ya but should u insult him back or just deflect and say something that is not as funny??
What? Just agree with him, in a funny way. Don't argue with him.

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