It's come to my attention that a lot of guys are looking to get into the PU business but:

1. They can't figure out their niche.
2. Because they can't figure out their niche, they invent crap.
3. Because they invent this crap out of thin air, it doesn't really exist.
4. Becaus it doesn't exist, they can't explain it.
5. Because they can't explain it, they can't teach it.

The point of any business is to offer enough perceived value for customers to happily exchange $$ for it. If you can't teach what you can't explain for what doesn't exist . . . well . . . this is hardly value. So . . . upon 2 seconds of deep business meditation, I offer you what I predict to be top 5 PU niches for 2011!

5. PU lapel buttons: Costs of manufacturing are lower than ever and logistics can be outsourced for short money these days. A button that shows "I'm a PUA" will help project your message!

4. PU TV dinners: With all that sarging, who's got time to cook? I want to invite a gal and pop in a PU TV dinner made for two. Out of the microwave cums an aromatic dinner and pre-warmed massage oil + condoms ready to go. You take this out of the freezer and the message is "You hungry? You want a massage? You want to fuck?" All in one cleverly packaged cardboard box. No need to open your mouth, just open the microwave. Yes, I am a genius.

3. Finger Game: Mystery Game is a head ache with too much crap to remember. Direct game still involves a lot of chatter. Seems like the guys these days are turning on to the 60's thing; no chat at all! Just stare the girl down! Well now, just forget all that crap. No chatter and no straining your eyes. Simply take your left hand and make the OK sign. Take TWO fingers of your right hand and insert into the O to make the International Fuck fuck sign. (Lots of guys make the mistake of inserting 1 finger, unknowingly offering girls the International sign for, "I have a dick the size of 1 finger.")

2. Portable affirmation mirror: We'd only need to take those girly hand mirrors and paint them a manly black or blue. Then you buy letter stickers and slap P-U-A on the back. Then wherever you go and a girl really, really, really breaks your heart by saying 'no', you can lift your mirror and go, "I am special! I am somebody! I am a PUA!" - Hey . . . you do it at home anyways. Why wait? I'm thinking $49 price point for this item.

1. Inner Game Crystal: Time to get serious. Everybody knows about the healing power of crystal. Very few people know about the masculine energies of the ginseng crystal found in the deep mountains of Siem Reep province in Cambodia. Legend has it that the the men who built those temples all kept this special crystal in a special pocket in their special loin cloths: Strength, creative energy, and no fear. There was no game back then. Only building temples and being serviced by their very horny women back in the village. I know a guy in Cambodia who owns a mine. If anybody is interested, get back to me quickly. Supplies are limited. We can ship in time for Christmas. Tuck it into your tighty whities or use the included rubber band to tie around your balls if you wear boxers.

you wrote this because Skylark's post.You judge to fast,who knows,maybe he has some ideas worth mentioning.You can't disprove him in 5 minutes.Yes there are a lot of "gurus" out there,but just like some cancer tests,there are 99% acurate,that doesen't mean that you can't die a slow and painfull death...

I only want one if I can get it peacock yellow and if it's wearable OUTSIDE of your pants.

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5 bucks says someone is actually going to be selling this sometime in the future

Instead I have a dick the size of two fingers.

Funny shit.

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"If you do what you've always done you'll get what you've always gotten." - Mystery in The Game

Need a buddy near Chicago? PM me.

Agreed with this bloke. He wasn't peddling anything from what I recall (offered it for free) so there was no need to give him such a harsh time.

I bet 50 bucks they will

the pu tv dinners is the best idea by far

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hahaha fucking brilliant

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Seize the day

The funny thing is, this is very applicable to alot of guys on this forum.

I quite like the idea of a PUA TV dinner but I think the Don't-Do-It-Yourself-PUA-Kit is where the money is.

Surely a busy, affluent PUA such as yourself just wouldn't have the time to sarge for more girls after you've told her you don't want a relationship, fucked her then left her (but of course you left her better than you found her, obviously) - so what could be better than having your very own PUA to sarge for you?

Say goodbye to sarging, because as a very interesting guy you have no time for such menial jobs and would prefer to do exciting things with your harem of beautiful women all the time. However, should any of those foolish and fickle females wish to spend their time with another man (who can't measure up to you in more ways than one - just keep telling yourself that, Champ!) all you have to do is get your very own Don't-Do-It-Yourself-PUA-Kit and this guy will do all the boring work for you so you don't have to; he'll even create the rapport which you oh so can't be bothered to do!

If sarging becomes a chore get your very own PUA today. All you have to do is phone the numbers he collects, fuck the girls and leave them better than you found them (just like in Spiderman; with great power comes great responsibility).

Please note that this is a "Inner Game Crystal". You may choose to wear it outside of your pants but for maximum efficacy, you'll want to keep it tucked deep under your balls - INSIDE your tighty whities. Thanks for your inquiry.
Listen up newbie man. Make the OK sign now and slide 1 finger in AND OUT. Kinda loose isn't it? Now try 3 fingers . . . How's that fitting for you? 2 fingers offers the best fit for the OK sign AND her vagina. Women know this . . . and now you also know this.
5 stars for your comedic efforts.
3 stars for a lack of connection with your potential clients.

The art of the PU business is offering exactly as you wrote, "Don't DO IT Yourself solutions" while giving them just enough tasks to allow them to scream to the World, "I did it all by myself."

Ironically, the services you mentioned already exist.

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"We Go Truly Hard, Styles Like Julia"-Hoodie Allen

You are one tough customer.

OK, I've gotten a lot of inquiries for the inner game crystal. If you contact me within the next 48 hours, I will include the next generation OUTER GAME crystal designed to be worn OUTSIDE of your zipper. Of course extra rubber bands are included free of charge. A cliche'? F you copy boy! I'm already on to the next generation man-crystal!

PU TV's have also been improved. Thyme has been added to the already existing exciting medley of herbs that flavor the elegant roast dinner. The jello dessert has now been approved by the FDA to be safe in vaginal cavities and the massage oil is derived from 100% first press olive oil. Keep your bread handy!

Haha sorry I use my Miley Cyrus snuggie to go out for peacocking sir.

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"We Go Truly Hard, Styles Like Julia"-Hoodie Allen