I have this so called friend that loves to AMOG other people when he sees them doing better than him. Heres the biggest incident I remember. We were at six flags and I was just having a good time messing around with people. There was this place were you can get fake tatoos and there was this black chick. I was like damn girl that tatoo look sexy. Then the AMOG comes in. Hes like yea but not on your ugly ass. I have told this kid hundreds of times to not do that shit and have even threatened him but he still doesnt seem like he gets my point.

This has been an ongoing problem and I really cant do anything like leave him or anything because hes always with my other friends and he only tries to AMOG me for some reason. It just pisses me the fuck off when im having a great time and then he comes in and tries to AMOG me in front of chicks or people with his belittling problem. What do you guys suggest I do? What do I say? How do I act?

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Cut the shit, time to fuck.

You should just tell him to fuck off or just hang out with your other friends whenever he's not around. Or you could just learn how to out AMOG the fucker so he backs off and learns from his mistakes lol.

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Ask him why he's being a cunt. Is he so insecure that he has to put others down? Truth hurts.

Obviously trying to put people down=/=amogging

it's usually called being an asshole. Just chuckle and ask the girl to go somewhere else with you to get rid of him.

boom, you're in isolation.

In other situations, make the situation even more awkward by weirdly looking at him with you're 'wtf is wrong with you'-face silently, don't get mad at him or freak out. Don't say anything, look at him like he's a retard and go "eh....anyways what do you think about that new yada yada yada...."

Let the pressure of his weird assholeness crush him.

If the guy goes and says belittling shit about you, shrug your shoulder and continue what you were doing. it's not relevant. If he continues trying to put you down and you're not being reactive to it he will look like a massive tool.

You could be nasty and pre-frame it to girls.



Before he comes over, tell them your friend is a bit insecure and tends to over do it a little to try and impress everyone. Tell them to just humour his little ways.



They'll be eyerolling (at least in their heads) to whatever he does.




Nasty, but hey, so is your friend

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Thanks guys this really helped out alot. Also I learned some new ways of AMOGING him back with his little insecure and belittling comments. The first is you can say something along the lines talking about how insecure he is. Say something like " Its so cute when you get insecure and try to show us how cool you are. Its OK we like you" Or "Do you need a hug again?" These two should work like a charm. Next time this happens I am definiteley gonna try them out but at the same time try to control my frame and be non reactive at times.

This is a great thread. Keep the advice coming!

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Cut the shit, time to fuck.

that's all nice bro, the hug thing is more on the money.

BUT


Be careful to not get into trying to amog back, or amog wars. It puts you on the same level and changes it to be all about you both trying to impress everyone.


Be aware of that.

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Munroe: "I kinoed the hell out of that goat"
Jav: "bashing chodes 24/7 ftw"
Slywalker: "Neg the bagel"
Slywalker: "I had a 1yr old GF when I was 19"
SS_Trunks:I asked her for an extra pen, confidently....

Honestly just avoid going out with him if you can. If you can't: If he AMOGs you not in front of a girl, really let him have it directly (but without getting upset) because a AMOG battle won't hurt you to much although it should still be avoided. If its in front of a girl, don't respond to him directly, just turn to the girl and make an excuse for him like your hug thing "sorry, sometimes he just needs a big hug, come hear buddy. (put your arms out like your going to hug him) There there." The silent stare works well if he is really nasty in his amoging.

There are guys that I try to teach the wingman rule of "the guy who opens gets his target" but they still fuck you over. Usually they can't help themselves and you are never going to change them.

thank you, i had a amog problem myself:d and now i have some great tools 2 deal with the fucker:d

I think the best way to deal with him is just pretend he doesn't exist. The best 'AMOG' is just ignoring them frankly. Reaction, even a counter AMOG can look insecure, or even laughing can help diffuse the situation.

Look at the comment about the tattoo "There was this place were you can get fake tatoos and there was this black chick. I was like damn girl that tatoo look sexy. Then the AMOG comes in. Hes like yea but not on your ugly ass."

Well just laugh about it, even if he was trying to put you down, then carry on. If he's your mate then well even if it was a put down there's not much he can do about it.

End of the day, if you don't care then there's no problem.

kick em in the balls:d

there is this guy that goes to a few of the clubs i run and whenever I'm talking to a girl he used to come up and be like "ooo impressing them with your awesome clubs, man your cool" (obviously being a sarcastic dick, but also letting the girls know I chat up a lot of girls which sometimes worked against me)

at first I used to just try ignore him and shit, I explained to him one time that he would be banned if he kept it up. didn't deter him, and I couldnt really ban him cos he brought a few hot girls to the club just about every week.

So what I started doing is telling girls "oh here comes Michael, watch, he'll try and steal you away from me with some lame insult and stupid question for you."

sure enough he would, and most of the girls would just say "oh and what is it you do that makes you so great you can insult him"

happened three or four times and he got the point and started leaving me alone.

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