Yes, I am serious. I think this subject belongs to the "hall of fame." For me, this is the major sticking point in a relationship or being with girl-friends.

I hate to take a dump when my girlfriend is around. There are several reasons why i hate this: The smell, the possible sounds, the akward moment when you dump too much so it can't "go down", the question "what did you do?" etc. You know what I mean.

This post is simply created to see what you do when your girlfriend or girl-friend(s) are around when you have to take a dump. I have found a few ways to make the moment a little less akward:

1) Flush after the first dump. Flush again when done. (gets the smell away)
2) Turn on some music (if possible)

I know this thread is a possible case for funny comments :p But this is in fact a problem so please behave Im not Alpha enough to say "Damn, I got to shoot some poopies! Ahh, Im looking forward to this!!!" or to scream "AHHHHH OI OI" after the sound of a fart, like I do when I am with my friends (boys). Being with girls is a TOTAL DIFFERENT case...

- Cons

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Its not a big deal at all, your thinkin a little too much about it. A woman might think thats gross, but its not a long term turn off. Its just gross, but if you have to use the bathroom you have to, they understand.
If she ask where your goin just say the bathroom. Remember girls do take shits too, that will keep most of what they think in line unless you are just crazy loud.

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On a semi related note, my friend was really nervous about approaching a girl the other day so I told him "Why should you be nervous? She probably took a shit today." It completed wiped away his AA and I had a good laugh about it.

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I don't even know how to tell you this..

but I completely understand wat your talking about..

I understand your feelings too.. I wld say I am N probably will alwayz be in some what in the same situation as you..

I know how it feels If u were to ask me. In my opinion I alwayz feel beta, even tho most of the time I'm really alpha Naturally..

ur COOL bro but just comin out N asking wat most people wld think wld be a crazy question.. u shld shot me up Or PM whenever bro.. Im here if u need advice too

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Even before i started understanding chicks like PU teaches you, i would tell them quite happily "i'm going to go lay some cable" or some other such euphamism for backing one out.

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Hey dude, I know what you mean, and I admire your bravery for bringing this topic up.

Here's what you do:

For the sound:
1- Throw a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet before you go, to avoid any splashing sounds. If you have something thicker, like paper towels, it would be better, but toilet paper works too. (EDIT: Don't overdo it, or you won't be able to flush it down!)
2- Turn on the shower or bathtub tap while you're doing your business.
3- Keep in mind that she really won't hear much through a closed door unless she's standing outside listening. You could try leaving the TV on while you go.

For the smell:
1- Flush ASAP. Don't sit around there reading newspaper or contemplating the vastness of the universe, just do your business and flush ASAP.
2- Get some nice air freshner, it will cover up what's left of the smell. Ya know, those little tablet things you stick to the wall somewhere and they make the room smell nice.

Finally, let me just say that you can train your body to only go at certain times. Personally, with a few rare exceptions, I only ever need to go #2 in the mornings or late at night. If you always go in the mornings, you typically won't need to go any other time. (BTW, it's not that I hold it, it's just that that's how it's programmed to work, the same way you get programmed to get hungry at 12:30 if that's the time you eat lunch every day.)

Exactly.

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Holy shit (no pun intended). There are some crazy ass funny topics on the forum tonight! I'm laughing hysterically! My ex absolutely refused to take a dump around me. She would insist I go several rooms away while she dropped the kids off at the pool. We went on a cruise together and she wouldn't even use our bathroom she would instead go to the public one where I couldn't hear her. LOL! Good times!

I say stink that shit up and then jump in bed with her and give her the dutch oven! Oh yeah!!!