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| The_Boss_ | PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:06 pm | |
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Joined: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:12 am
Posts: 275 | | A goldfish line is a critical part of any PUA's game
It can be the difference between getting laid or getting pepper sprayed
Ive got a couple of goldys
Girl: " I have a boyfriend"
Me: "Well I have a goldfish"
Girl: "huh"
Me: "I thought we were talkin bout shit that doesnt matter!"
Girl: "says something awkward or weird"
Me: "okayyyyy..... Brb my goldfish is drowning," "just kiddin" (do this playfully, but dont leave)
Girl: "hahahaha" *starts kissing you!!*
Haters be hatin
But lets get some more goldfish material going!!
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| Ezo | PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:35 pm | |
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Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:04 pm
Posts: 4238 | | I love your optimism...
Girl: Random statement.
Me. Random statement
Girl: Starts kissing me
Girl: I hate you
Me: I got 2 sheep in a bowl
Girl: Sucks my cock
Seriously, goldfish lines are quite fun, I use hamsters myself, I think they are funnier and look more stupid.
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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.
bbardot: you just reminded me about porn
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| Bormad | PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:15 pm | |
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland | Your post count is 2222
girl makes out with you
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| Saint1990 | PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:05 am | |
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Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:39 pm
Posts: 204
Location: Uk | | Ezo you make me laugh! Loved the second analogy.
However he has a point if a girl hits out with a statement like that, thats ment to test you and you answer with something rediculous she will be intregued by you, surprised and attracted to your quick wit. You can move the conversation away from what she said with out it being obvious. It makes it look like it doesnt bother you and your happy to still chat wich gives you time to work your magic
Regards, Saint
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