Once you've hit night game more times than you've wanted to make a house made of jelly, everything tends to become the same old and you begin to muse at the archetypes that emerge. I find this kinda funny. Here's how I see it:

The HB9 whom everyone's staring at
who is always blowing off the group of chodes surrounding her. She knows that they know that everyone in the room knows that I know that you know that she is a god. And as a PUA, you know there's no other target for you tonight. She is probably blonde, tall-medium height, tanned, and wearing a short skirt.

The random drunk, bald, fat white guy on the dance floor
He's trying to hit on the girls, and everyones backing away from him. Some girls mess with him for amusement. He's making a complete cock of himself and it's just beyond hilarity. He might start trying to hug you and love you because of your skills on the dance floor or with the ladies. But one thing you can be sure of. Every night, one of these guys will be there!

The dragaway girl
Just as all's going well and you've hooked, the dragaway girl comes.
"Hey, we have to go now."
"Your boyfriend's calling you."
"We're lesbians."
If you blink, you've missed your chance to save the set.

The chode
Maybe you get a steal on him, maybe he's just sitting with a drink watching his cute friend being picked up by you. You feel sorry for him, but hey, someone's got to pick up the girls.

The girl who never speaks
Usually it's a three-set. I dunno why, don't ask me, but one's the target, the other's fair game but you're using her for her good conversation, and this one...she just looks like she hates the world. It's not worth spending too much energy trying to lighten her up, because she will suck the energy out the set. I usually frame her as the silent ninja, or quiet mastermind. But heck, after all those jokes, I BARELY got a smile outta her!

I can't be assed to write anymore. Add your own. The last one is the one that made me write this post. And serously, EVERY NIGHT the random drunk bald guy is there.

I love the drunk bald dancing guy.

He knows.

The dragaway girl

Had my fun with those yesterday, they were so called lesbians.
I shrugged, told them they shouldnt tell me that cause i'm gay.

End of nite: We ended in the girls apartment.

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Cocky C**t

This guy loves himself and will follow fashion blindly. Will wear whatever is 'in' on labels regardless of whether it suits him or looks good. Thinks the more money spent on clothes the better he looks.

This guy will walk around acting as if he is the bees knees even though he isn't. Goes out to pull girls but seldom approaches. In a group, they will all cockblock each other as they are jealous of their mates' pulling and instead they won't wing. They don't understand that working together equals success.

Dont forget the three losers.

These guys move in packs of 3 or maybe 4. If they are 4 the last one is the nerdiest and go with whatever the others do without actually participating. They are all single, they are all young and they are all pushovers if they are separated from their little group. They are too skinny to be jocks and too stupid to be nerds. They will yell (girlie screams at least) while drinking their first can of beer and the group will turn to the one drinking and look at him in awe

The smelly bitch:
There's always one, and she fucking stinks. Be it the crack she snorted that makes her shit herself or whatever, it happens. What a mess.

The desperate bitch :
Merry go round springs to mind.

The Christian Troy (character from Nip/Tuck) :
Bit too old (middle aged) to go mental like the younger guys but boy has the guy got game. Usually seen socialising and with mates and treating the club like its his home, he's in his element and loving it. He probably wears a suit but its not over the top, it's just who he is. Women know the guy is a success, and is fun/charming, and when he approaches they approach his reality. He's been gaming for years in all probability, and he's not going to stop any time soon.

This is pretty funny.
True that about the three losers, Ezo. I was sarging with two PUAs one time and one of them got sucked into a three losers set because they were old friends who just sucked value; he was stuck there for all of two hours! I would come back upstairs in the bar every so often with a story to tell him about my sets downstairs!! The look on his face was not amiable.
Hahahaha. She seems to be present more when there's a lot of dancing. I recall one occasion where I had opened this 7 early in the night and left her as an option for the night, then later in the night she came up to me so I just threw on the kino - she STUNK and was SWEATY as FUCK. Bad times.
Lol. Haven't experienced many of these, I'm liking the creativity. I suppose yesterday I was at a friend's party in pub/bar and the first thing I did entering the room was open this couple - the guy must've been about 40. Anyway I chilled with him, good old bloke, then 3 hours later I've isolated this HB8 so I take her outside to do my business - then I see him standing over a pretty high value 8-set, just RUNNING THE SHOW. And they were like, 17-18 year olds! He hadn't left or lost their attention & laughter by the time I had finished with my gal...