I considered putting this in field reports but this falls more under the general discussion category anyway.

So regardless of how good at the PUA scene you are, we have all had one of those moments where we've failed miserably. I mean the kinda stuff where you woke up the next day and just laughed at it all cause of how rediculous everything played out. Everyone will handle their failure differently, but personally i always get a good kick out of it and learn from my mistakes, and it usually ends up making a hell of a story.

We've all had 'em, so lets hear your outrageous stories; whether they ended with some embarrassing act on your part, some weird girl fucking things up, or something random/rediculous happening that sent your plans haywire.

-cheers boys.

bitches be crazy

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It is rare for me, but once in awhole when I least expect it, my inner game comes out twofold.

It was one night at the movie theater, and I noticed this girl I knew from school. We just knew eachother through a friend, and I approached her saying was she a friend of who, and who. we talked a little bit, and she went to her movie and i went back to work. right when she got out, i number closed, and she even added me on facebook.

then i panicked cause it was my first pick up, and we talked on facebook a little, i initiated, gave her to much contact, and even txted. Nothing to much, but i had the oneitis.

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When I get tired I turn into an asshole so that has given me a few but my favorite SPAM is taking a girl out (kinda friends kinda undecided) so I drag my housemate along (we were going out anyway before she called). He drinks a litre of vodka before we leave the house and I had drunk a lot.
We hit the club drink some more. End of the night my sloppy attempts at game had worked me and him head back to hers (3some) we get there and he immediately starts taking the piss out of her, "I bet oyu get a lot of guys back here, dressed like that" etc. So I am like oh shit he is totally killing this so suggest a movie.

Then ... the alcohol began to take hold (not helped by her giving each of us a bottle of wine when we arrived) so we are watching corpse bride (I had never and still haven't seen it) and I start getting really in to it.

In a word I was loving it, then she kinda sat in the way (probably an attempt to salvage the 3some) and I dropped "Dude what the hell are you doing get out the way of the screen". Sure enough she suggested we leave, my housemate went I tried for a salvage ("I'll sleep here") she turfed me out lol met her a few times after but I can't help but feel like choosing corpse bride over her may have tainted her view of me.

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one of my favourites must have been when i was travelling. we went out to a pretty nice club for bangkok standards and i managed to isolate this stunning swedish HB from the rest of her group.

its 2 for 1 vodka redbull night, and they cost next to nothing so ive already had a few too many drinks but things seemed to be going pretty well for me despite the booze. after awhile of talking i figure its time to get a little physical and tell her we're going to the dance floor.

here's when shit gets bad- she gets pulled by some guy on the way there while im taking the lead and she starts talking to him. being hammered off my ass, i for some reason figured they were friends so i just pretty much stood there like a total AFC while they talked. my friend saw me and said 'what the fuck are you doing man?' and thats when i was snapped out of my drunken trance and realized how AFC i was being. so i grabbed her and pulled her towards me, and in a drunken slur, not really even sure of what i was saying myself, i said 'are you worth it?'

she replies that shes got a boyfriend and i say 'and i got a girlfriend, but listen hun, i dont nickel and dime here, so your in or your out' and before she could even answer i peaced it with my mate and went to another bar. im not really sure what i meant by nickel and dime in that context, but i use it all the time now haha

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there are so many.

One time at the last place I worked, I received a love letter in my locker. I know the alarm bells should have been ringing this idfdasf probably a hoax from my mates. Anyway, I dddddddecided to write a letter to the person I thought it was from declaring my undying love for her. Needless to say I still cringe about it.

Then there's the reverse. I organised a date with a girl I closed when I was drunk. She was a dog. I spent the whole date in an awkward place. She obviously thought it was on. I just wanted to run away. She tried to kiss me at the end and i turned the cheek. I felt bad for her.

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Met a girl 2 weeks ago in the bar. Got all going well. Left the bar with her, got the number that she was very eager to give.
Called her few days after, set up a dinner with her...all cool. One hour before the dinner she called it off saying ¨it´s raining¨.
Never called her again. Somehow she turned me off.

I seem to be failing the closing stage.

Last week.
Went out to a local bar. Not too many people, but the pool table was quite busy.
I was an alpha male that night big time. In the end of the night everyone knew me. All dudes were cool with me, because i kicked their ass in pool.
2 girls were cool to me because they kicked my ass
One of them was my target. She only gave me positive vibes. 1-2 small shittests, but all cool.
At one point as I was trying to give her advice, she asked me to shut up, I turned around and in a minute I was sitting on a sofa in between 2 other girls in group of 5.
5 min. later my target comes to me and my new set and says: ¨I played better, when you were around¨.
I come to her, she finishes the game and we had a nice talk.
When I said I am going home, she said she is too and she lives 5 min. away from here.
I asked her if she wants me to walk her home....answer NO. I said Ok...Good bye.
And i walk back to my set.
Seconds after she leaves and i follow her, I see her on the stairs talking to the bartender who is also off work.....and for some stupid reason I decided to go to the toilet before i leave, thinking she would stick around for a few secs.
I get out of toilet, the bar....and see my target walking away with the bartender....

helpless.....i wanted to slap myself

Going back to here when she asked probably lost you that one, also talking is just keeping the mind busy whilst you work kino but don't sweat it I made thousands of mistakes and more realistically there are to people i the interaction so there is always an extra random factor