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You might find this a really interesting thread; I think it’d be kinda cool if we could all share our knowledge about girl habits and ‘girl stuff’ that they do. As you can probably establish from my pedantically precise terminology, I couldn’t think of a better way to name what I’m trying to explain, so I’ll just dive right in:

It goes without saying that all this is in general, because every girl’s different.

- When girls tie up their hair, it means it’s not good today. They probably haven’t washed it, it might be greasy. (I use this trick a lot to infer cold readings such as “you woke up late today didn’t you.” They have no idea how I know.)

- Oftentimes a girl’s hair during the day is rough (even if you don’t think it is) because they wash it before they go out instead of in the morning. This is usually on a Friday or Saturday.

- When complimenting a girl on something about her appearance (obviously something she has control over), such as her top or how she has done her hair, your opinion doesn’t even matter when it comes to how she takes it. If SHE thinks her hair is nice today/she has put effort into it, she will graciously and happily accept your compliment. If SHE doesn’t, it acts as a neg.

- Oftentimes when taking a girl’s pants off, it is already wet with cum. This is because girls cum loads (haha), more than the AFC thinks. We can use this to our advantage.

- Sometimes you can smell a girl when she is wet. Trust your instincts! If you call her out when she is wet, I have found that they become a sold customer.

-Inexperienced guys often think a girl needs to be attracted to them before they can start touching them. The PUA knows that touching the girl will CAUSE attraction. It’s often amazing just to watch a girl’s expression lighten simply by grabbing their shoulder whilst talking.

-When girls bring out their legs, note that waxing makes it much softer than shaving. With a bit of practice you can guess which and infer cold reads from it.

-I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but I find many girls have a specific ‘sex expression’. It’s kinda weird. When they’re real horny, most of the time when they know sex is going to happen, they have a weird, unique expression on their face for it.

-Many girls clit wank instead of penetration wank when they’re on their periods. Lol.

-Girls, through their ASD will often go back to their friends and talk about how you were a bit of a creep, EVEN IF what you did was the opposite; say you got a chick’s number in a grocery store but never chased up on it. BECAUSE you didn’t escalate, they rationalise that you’re a weirdo.

-You can still close a girl just before or after their period; just the cum is kinda runny and you may get the occasional red stuff (otherwise known as blood). If you’re cool with it, then you have to let the chick know that. Chances are she’ll have massive LMR ONLY because she is afraid that you are not cool with it. She is self-conscious.

-There are loads of examples of subcommunication such as when a girl says no sex tonight it actually means yes sex tonight as long as you game her right. But my favourite is “I like a guy with a good sense of humour.” I just crack up laughing, it’s so ironic, because you just KNOW they don’t even give a shit.

This is just from my experience and I’ll probably have more to add when I think of some. Some of this may be helpful, others might be completely pointless. But knowing about girl’s stuff from a girl’s perspective is a DHV; it conveys social acuity, that you have been with many girls, you are a sexworthy guy, etc.

Some of it may be cultural for example the first couple of points about hair. So I'd be interested to know it is different in different areas, or even in different age-groups.

Add your own random stuff about girls!

I always assumed that was true _all_ of the time. I think I read something like only 20% of women can orgasm through penetration...

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Good thread topic. Nice start. I do disagree that chicks don't give a shit about humor. Humor is money and if someone doesn't have it, they should cultivate it quick. Especially the less attractive among us. I think many of us in the community undermine the importance of humanizing girls. So I will attempt to get the ball rolling.

Chick are grosser than you think. They:
-Shit, piss, fart, burp, SMELL
-Have shit lying around; car, room, closet (many times mountains of clothes).
-Not do dishes for days on end, even with food caked to them.
-Don't take out trash the way commence sense would say to.
-Have woman hair shedded all over. Bed, shower, couch; youre in her hair bro.
-Bleed regularly a slimy melange of gross... for 5 straight days no less. (roughly 17%).
-Have been known to go daaaaaays without shaving.

Chicks have boring/geeky/ridiculous sides. They:
-Watch The Hills, Chelsea Lately, dumb fucking movies like Love Actually
-Read large novels about Vampires, dwarfs, mysteries, badboys who need taming.
-Buy jewelry, handbags, shoes, sunglasses, hair things, 'sexy' panties/bras, make-up, manicures, pedicures, 'spread'-icures, fake-bake and spray-on tans, and lots of gum (note the clever trickery to hide their grossness).
-Troll the internet.

Chicks pigout/binge occasionally.
-Ice cream, candy, nachos, half a pizza, beer, soda, hot-pockets, donuts, cake.

Chicks live mundane lives.
-Doing laundry, working, going to school, eating, lounging, getting drunk, shopping.

Chicks like at least SOMETHING you like.
-Sports, music, hobbies, movies/shows, books, games, activities. You have something in common with everyone of them! You just have to find it.

None of these are bad things for girls to do. In fact many of them are good. Just know girls are just fucking girls. They are literally one step above primates.

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On average, people fart 14 times a day. That includes females. Ask a female friend if they've ever farted in public and call them out on it. If you're really playful with them, you might just get an unsuspecting answer..

HAHAHAHA too true mate too true. That's a good one. I always seem to find random girl hairs on me as well. My last girlfriend called it 'malting'. I told her she was melting and that I couldn't be with her anymore.
Yeah I think all girls wank with both parts, but I think penetrating the cervix plays an integral role especially when it comes to keeping the clit moist. Because just fondling the clit makes it very dry very fast and they use vaginal fluid to keep it going. When on their period they have to lick their fingers which is no way near as effective and dries out very fast. What I'm saying is girls still do wank despite being on their period. More to add:

-If a girl likes you, she will rarely escalate. Instead, she will make herself AVAILABLE to escalate. This might mean eyefucking, saying she is free on a certain date or just being verbally open.

-When a girl uses your name, it's a strong IOI

-I'm gonna go watch a movie now. I had some good ones but forgot them all. I'll post sometime later.

I would replace CAUSE with CAN. As its not always guarantee that touching the girl will get her attracted to you.

I have been talking with 2 of my girls-friends they are very good looking girls a 9 and a 10 respecitvly. I met them both at uni and have sexual tension with both of them but i quiz them in lectures about things that could help us guys. Anyway the 9 says to me one day in a lecture " I don't want to sound up myslef but me and my girls are good looking and becuase of that no guys will come up to us and the ones that do are desperate" she was telling me how its frustrating and sometimes she would even have to go up to guys because guys wouldn't approach her and her friends. She is a really good looking girl and smart too , I was suprised that she would not get approached. Use this is a lesson.

I had the following conversation with the 10

10 : You just want me to think your a player
King : why would i want u to think that
10: becuase every girl finds a player hot ( i was just thinking this was a shit test)
King : I don't believe you, girls hate players
10: I think me and my friends have been girls longer than u ahah , everygirl just wants u to think that they dont like players but deep down they do.

Just thought those examples would help.

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good stuff, thanks guys.

-Compliments, do not say something to a girl unless you mean it. Girls can tell when your genuinely complimenting them, and when you "trying to hard".

I had other shit on my mind when i first read this thread, but now im brain dead =P

Most of the things I was going to add have been said all you need to remember are girls are exactly like guys just with lady-parts and an insane desire to talk .... constantly

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If a girl is arguing with you and she is getting emotional - the content of the argument is now pretty much irrelevant. The real issue now is that she's upset you are both actually arguing - logically stating your side of the argument WILL NOT work, and in fact will worsen things, I guarantee. First step is to say something to make her feel understood. Then when she has calmed down you can attempt to close the issue or leave it for another time.

Girls can tell straight away if you're focusing too much on "gaming" and not enough on just being friendly and having a good time. Last night I saw this guy blow it with 2 girls, simply by getting a 3rd one to sit down with him.

I can always pickup most chicks scents..whether i want to or not. Usually will just creep up outta no where and be overbearing. I think often times chicks realize this and will opt for an action to try to supress it(if in fact its them creamin or just unfresh lmao). I remember i was picking it up off some chick(in winter time bitch made the mistake of wearing a dress with the spandex/tights on). I was chillin sitting with her talking and it just smacked me in the face, then she got up to hit the bathroom.

Yea some bitches are straight fucking dirty, after being in some of their rooms shit(especially if its 2+ girls living together) EXTREME clutter, i thought my room was bad...i aint got shit on some of these chicks.

- Girls often exaggerate feelings over the littlest shit(no wonder they are emotional creatures). I remember some girl went apeshit over simply dancing with some guy at a club. Often times you can tell which girls get action and which are lonely by how they talk about such events....ahey?

^- ontop of that girls will blow the littlest shit out of proportion for the worse. Like there was this big conversation about how some queer did not get acknowledged at a party and it caused a argument btwn several people. Don't ask me details but shit happens like that.

- girls speculate over stuff that happens like politicians do. I thought some PUAs and other similar shit was over analyzing the situation...a couple girls will sit down and straight give a debriefing with every little detail like they are DEA about to do a bust. Although a lot of times their plans/missions fail as you know how females are, their friends will advise them one way and they will go in the opposite direction(just like us guys can do as well) especially if they sense jealously.

do girls masturbate on a regular basis?
serious question, i'm curious

As far as I know yes, most girls I have met admit to it

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Some girls masturbate more than once a day, and are not shy about admitting it.

use that.
Opinion; Do girls masturbate as much or more than guys on average ?
or do they hide the fact ?