Hey guys. Im goin to Norway for a week to a skii resort. Was just wondering what would be a good opener. I am told that there are super hot chicks there who come from all over the world. Should be fun

anyway any replies would be great. Cheers

On holiday? Almost anything. Remember that different rules apply for women on holiday, where there general rule 'what happens in *** stays in ***' and the fact that anything they do is less likely to have consequences at home.

Situational openers are always good; the same openers you'd use at home. Or even 'So... skiing or boarding?' followed by a disapproving look and 'where's your sense of adventure?' (in a c/f way) when they respond.

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What ski-resort ?

Go with the classic Board or Ski, or have some more fun with it.
If you're sarging Norwegian girls, Stuff like "I've heard norwegian girls were really introverted and boring, is that true ?" if yes then say it may be because of the N.I.S.S.E syndrome, ^^,
Norwegian Inherited Stiffness Syndrom E
(Some may get the joke, but it's a reference to a commercial ad that went in the 90ies.)

and pick up general phrases
Chicks dig it if you know their language, even if it's just a sentence and two words. hehe...

Stuff like
"Hei, jeg kan kun denne ene setningen på norsk" -Hi, I only know this one sentence in norwegian (translated directly.) can be fun to open with.

LOL ask her "Hey are those your skis? ...BOTH of them??!" Then blast her in the face with a snowball..

No but seriously, Scandinavian chicks are "easy" compared to a lot of countries, and girls on holiday are "easy" as well, so you should be able to have a lot of fun here.

During the day time, take advantage of the fact that you arent from around there, and don't read Norwegian, so you can always open with a situational like "where is X" or better, "where's the best place to Y" then just keep the conversation going once they start talking´.

Night time make sure to hit the skibar and just chat up girls big time. Its really great if you meet some new friends and then see them around the next couple of days, you can have an instant ski-date.

Also, alcohol is horribly expensive up there, so bring as much Vodka as you can get away with. This will help greatly if you want to throw an instant party in your room for the skibunnies.

heh, im actually gonna use that norwegian sentence, sounds like a great idea.. and its true what they say bout alcohol. 1ltr of vodka is 80 euros here.. so me and my buddies boughtg some cheep wiskey in the "Duty Free" shop in the airport

we were just playing this card game and whoever lost 7 times has to wear a superman costume while going down the skii slopes ) it is going to be halarious, probably gona get a lot attention from the girls aswell..

Everything is expensive in Norway
Well, most things.

Due to higher income and taxes and such.

Alcohol is even more expensive, due to Taxation.


The Superman thing is a great idea
Guaranteed to open people.