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landj
 Post subject: cocky comedy
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:33 am 
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POST ALL THE COCKY & FUNNY LINES THAT YOU KNOW

I have a request for all you DYD fans out there. I was wondering if anyone has David DeAngelo's dating gurus interview set for November 8, 2006. If you do, could you E-mail me and send it to me? I have the DYD E-book that I'm willing to trade "Attraction isn't a choice" and "Cocky and funny" program. e-mail me if you'd like to swap!+
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landj
 Post subject: original line
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:52 am 
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When a girl is trying to bust your balls turn to someone else and say

"You know what they say about monsters... What doesn't kill them makes them stronger."
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Cleopatrra
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"ok HB8, it won't work between us... but as a concelation prize I'd fix you up with that drung dude in the corner ah??? he looks cute!!!"
and you take her hand and actualy drag her to that drunk guy/mall guard/ butcher / etc.
*of course you'll have to "act" when you do this one :P but it's just facking fun :D
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DIVINITY "Hey...do you wanna dance?"
HB "Eh...no..."
DIVINITY "Sorry you didnt hear me, i said you look fat in those pants!"

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Enigma87
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pulled this from my wingman, he says it works better in the welsh accent but here goes
"excuse me lurve, that top is way to revealing would you mind taking it off please"

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Enigma87
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another line i got from shadow85 on here,
"hi i came to talk to u as, well... you look interestin and good looking, but well i work in a bar/go out alot/dj... and beauty is pretty commen nowadays"

canned lines

"hey has anybody told you you could be a model"
hb - really
-yea u'd be a really succesful hand model

"u got lovely eyes especially the left one"

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Enigma87
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LOL

when they come talk to you, stop them look them up and down
make the tinniest change to there hair/top etc...
and
"now your sorted you can stay and chat with us"
:P

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qazaq
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:32 pm 
you look at HB's eyes, and stay "listen babe.. i know that it's hard to hear it, but i don't spend my time on girl that want to go out with me just for sex, i'm a sensitive guy"
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play2win
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HB: I love you!
Me: You have a good taste. :D

This one works great.
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HB: I love you!
Me: You have a good taste. :D

This one works great.
Read the forum rules.
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