This may clutter up the forum, but.....
Adam - wowser! says:
hahaha, wanna know something funny
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
go on
Adam - wowser! says:
remember in the summer i broke my leg cos of a women jumping on me....
Adam - wowser! says:
I was just down the pub and guess what happened............
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
"she" turned up
Adam - wowser! says:
not she
Adam - wowser! says:
some other women did exactly the same thing
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
broken again!
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:

Adam - wowser! says:
do i want to go to hospital on christmas eve
Adam - wowser! says:
nahhh
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
is it actually broken
Adam - wowser! says:
yeah
Adam - wowser! says:
well, its cracked
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
oh fuck!
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
Thats it
Adam - wowser! says:
some women fell over trying to Hug me in a door way
Adam - wowser! says:
my leg hit the step
Best damn accounts team I've had in years! says:
I'm posting this on PUAF
Yup, he's broken it again, Bonita, Zip, this boy needs mothering....
Tis the season so everyone in pantomine fashion say "Awwwww!"