What is the worst injury/illness you have got through PUA.
I am currently sitting in my bed with the covers over me and some weird illness, I have a feeling it was from a girl I K-closed a week or so ago but the gland in my neck has swollen to about 4 times its normal size, I have a headache, ear ache and can't swallow/chew without massive pain. I think it is a bad throat infection.
I think I heard about a guy a while back who had someone break his leg on here as well. So whats your worst?

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That was me bent thigh. About a 30deg angle on it.
Any1 care to challenge me for worst PU injury?

Kissing disease mate, sleep it off.

I dunno about that lol I'll post a pic its brutal

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oh it sucks so much ass, I am hitting the doctors tomorrow, also if you look at the swollen one then the normal it could be one of those loose weight fast ads hahahha also the attempt at an optimistic smile in the 2nd is priceless

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lol i think you got strep -throat . i had a dislocated shoulders one time at the ice skating rink trying to game this girl. I was trying to show her something ended up tripping over her and trying to avoid falling onr her pushed myself over and landed on my shoulders. One of my PUA friend got his penis bent. during sex... Cost 50k to do an emergency repair!

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here dude, that could well be glandular fever, you should get that checked out..

Erm nothing through pu really apart from being bottled 13 times and beat up occasionaly. But scrtches on my back that look like theyve come from lucifer himself lol.
(Not that i have any thank god - ) But do stds count haha

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Oh gosh here it goes:

-syphillus (cured, thank god)
-kidney shot
-bruised dick
-abortion
-bitch slaps to my face
-severe rug burns
-punched on the right side of my face and had wiggly teeth

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I think Madals wins this one...what a story Madals...what a story

I almost got raped.

I was stole a set from an AMOG. Actually, he wasnt much of an AMOG he was more like some sap that got lucky with a three set. I easily stole it when I had something more interesting to say. Anyways after i'd gotten all the girls attention and had em eating out of my hand while ignoring him. He went away for about ten minutes. When he came back I was still working the group when he asked to speak to me very calmly so of course I wanted to know what he had to say so I went with him to this narrow hallway that led to the bathroom where he immediately threw me up against the wall while holding my throat and said "go away or I will fuckin rape you" he let me down and I abruptly left.

I guess he had some pent up anger issues

other then that nothing. I felt kinda sick after I kissed a girl once but that was just because she was ugly.

I got mono

dammit Its mumps I have got to avoid mixing with people for a week :'(

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A girl broke my collar bone once, that nearly annoyed me.
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When I was 15 and on vacation in Dominican Republic, I went out for a night in Santo Domingo with some of the locals working at my resort and got really badly drunk. I ended up hitting on what turned out to be some guy's wife, so he spun me around and tried to slash my throat. He missed my throat, but dug a 4-inch long gouge along the side of my neck. The guys I was with threw me on the back of a moped and brought me back to the resort at 4:00 in the morning, and I quietly snuck into bed. When my parents came into my room to wake me up, I was passed out in my bed with a towel pressed up to the side of my neck and blood all over the place... When I got back to school and people were freaking out asking about it (it looked pretty crazy), I got a kick out of just smiling and telling people I fell off my bike

ya mono is the worst here too, bottles and punches are minor compared to the mono lolz