Nuts! I eat this shit up. So we go downtown tonight and pick up some booze on the way, im with a guy and his cousin. She's pretty cute but thinks im an idiot. She gave me wierd looks, said i was wierd, said i was a tweaker, neg neg neg.

So we get to the first bar, there is this gorgeous girl about 25-27. I start running game, she's totally interested in me. And a lawyer. She totally blows off the guy she's with for some 21 year old hot shot maverick type guy(me). The guy she was with, kept trying to neg me, and dhv. Said things like "what do you do for a living" i told him i was a professional felon for racketeering, and I just need a laywer on hand in case i do get caught. He was dumbfound and just got up and left, gave the girl my business card, and said I had to get back to my friends.

At this point 2 attractive girls come over and sit next to me. My afc friends introduce themselves, I come up with nicknames for them on the spot. They're in love with me at this point. 23 and 27 year old sisters. And I'm some 21 year old college dropout.

Then I go to a gay bar with these girls. Something about guys hitting on me must make girls go nuts. They were totally jealous the entire time, and started making fun of the gay guy.

We get back to the bar, and no matter how many guys tried to neg me, or amog me I always had the girls attention. It's really going beyond surface level communication and reading into body langauge and voice tones.

Unbeleivible my own friend would walk up to me and say "why are you talking to this idiot, he has a small bent penis, he masterbates 12 times a day cause he can't get any"

That's when I said "yes i choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face, and I once tried masterbating 24 times in 24 hours, but i ran out of lotion."

And the girls grab me and say "ohh but we love his small bent penis, and he doesn't have to jerk off anymore"

I love afc's and wannabe cockblocks because it makes it that much easier for me.

Good night fellow pick up artist!

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oh the girl negging me and calling me an idiot could not keep her hands off of me at the end of the night

2 things, i wasn't planning to go out tonight..but i need to remember to apply cologne every where i go. Girls have a huge thing about scent.

and number 2, I should always shower before i go out to the bars, I know i don't smell outside my shirt, but if i were to take off my shirt might smell a bit ripe.

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Hey,
Sounds like your friends are douchebag WBAFC. Why don't you ever try helping them out? I give my friends free advice and anyone willing to ask, shall receive. Everyone I meet loves me, so I don't have these problems much anymore. I am like a Rockstar, girls want me and guys want to be me. But I am not the best looking.

Only one time had someone tried to cockblock me. I was with this whole group of HB's like 9.5's, and After a few mintues I had each of their numbers, lipstick on me, and had them all hot for me. As I was about to take a few of them back to my place, a boytoy of one of their's came up to me. He tried to cockblock me by grabbin his girl around the waist and tryied to french her, but she pushed him away and he asked them, "Why are you leaving with this small dick, faggit?".

Before I could make a great comeback the blond said, "I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Mr.Softy!" It wa an inside joke but I got in on it later. Apparently he has problems getting it up .
No man shall block this cock
-X

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