Halloween Opener by Style, credits to
seductionbase.com
Style: Here's a great neg opener for Halloween tonight if you're going to any parties. Field-tested from Saturday:
Act AS IF you think she's dressed as something she's NOT.
If she's dressed in any kind of cheesy trying-to-be sexy outfit, say, "Are you supposed to be a pirate?" (You can even exploit it a little and show her to your friends who are in on it, "Check out this awesome pirate costume.")
Or ask her if she's dressed as a WITCH when she's not. Or if she's got curly hair (or a curly wig) ask if she's supposed to be that guy from Napoleon Dynamite. Etc. Etc.
It's a quicker way to start an interaction in a loud, fast-paced party environment than using an opinion opener.
Fun....
Halloween Negs
AllCentury: I guess those could work. I did a similar neg opener all weekend.
I was a sex therapist...
"Thank god your witch outfit isn't that good... because I can tell you right now a witch and a sex therapist would NEVER get along"
"I can tell you right now, you standing next to me w/ that maid uniform is totally taking away from my sex therapist outfit. I don't think this relationship is gonna work, but then again what romance novel has a sex therapist & a maid fall in love?"
Novel: Here's one more in my style: Stop talking, squint at her. "You would make a GREAT werewolf!"
Resume talking.