| If that title didn't shock you then I don't know what will.
But anyway, Pretty much, I am what you could call the definition of a Keyboard Jockey -- who knows the PUA lingo and routines, techniques, and such, but doesn't use it. I started to slowly become a forum junkie at other places because, theres a crap load of cool guys that know of this type of stuff and such.
We'll I just stayed home and didn't go out and practice this knowledge that I should be actively practicing
To make a Long story short here goes.
I was hanging out with a friend and they invited me to hang out with them , they mention that they are going to the club and I just go yeah right thinking these guys are kidding.
So I'm dressed in a crappy gettup freaking out because I don't think I'm up to the dress code of the club, A friend we meet up with lets me borrow a shirt and shoes and its better than what we had on before so we head out..
Well we're at the club, and my friends and I are just standing on the wall for a couple of minutes,I'm thinking to myself that no way, i didn't pay the cover charge just to stand here.
I'm just standing there thinking to myself:
"What the fuck, You guys can be wallflowers, I came here to be a social butterfly."
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So I decide to walk around the club since I know where these guys are at and they aren't doing anything, just staring at HBs and all.
I walk around and I see lone sets, but the anxiety got to me.
Then I see a 3-4 set standing there.
Maybe Hb's 7-8 I couldn't really tell.
They we're wearing close to nothing in 30 degree weather(Fahrenheit -- damn freezing already, damn teases:D
But I get anxiety and just stand on the wall there looking around.
I'm just like fuck it.
Whatever I'm gonna see what this is all about.
I just go ahead and walk up to them they're backs are facing me so I decide to go face them from the front.
Hah, they were turned around again by the time I decide to talk to them.
You think so hard, but then nothing comes up so I say whatever came to mind.
I go up to them and just say
Me:"Oh my god, you kids are crazy".
I said it in between both of them, one of the chicks walked off with the rest, but one pecked in and I guess wanted to hear what I was saying.
She was a cute little petite black girl.
Maybe around 5'3 -- 5'2.
She was short and sexy.
I noticed that she had her tongue pierced and had some a bottom lip piercing.
Just like Mystery.
After seeing all that, I was like damn this girl is exotic and adventurous.
So she asks what, I say You guys are so crazy.
Wearing close to nothing in this kind of weather.
I tell her, "You know what, I hope it snows tonight"
She was like "Oh my god why!?"
I just told her " So you can learn your lesson for wearing nothing."
Hell, I forgot what she says but then it looked like her jaw dropped for a split second or something, but then she turns around to tell her friend something. She does this just as I'm about to say something else.
I pecked in most of the time, I caught myself on that in the middle of this.
Well, I happen to notice a big ass lollipop in her hands when she told her friend whatever.
So out of curiosity I happen to ask her about it.
"Oh wow, where can I get one of those."
She says "My promoter was handing them out earlier"
Then it hit me "Oh shit, this damn chick is a hired gun."
So I tell her "Great you should go get me one."
She says " Theres no more I got one of the last ones."
Hell, I'm just throwing out whatever pops up first, so I tell her "Oh wow, Your so greedy!"
She comes back with "I'm not theres no more"
Then Ionno what the hell happened, but we both starting walking separate ways.
I'm just laughing but then the set is over and bye bye.
But wow, that felt exhilarating. Felt very good to actually socialize with someone for no reason at all.
I was exhausted, that was a scary ride, but a very pleasant one.
Comes to show you that its not gonna really be all that bad, Maybe I lucked out who knows.
You just gotta go in there and see what its all about.
So I walk back to my friends with a huge ass grin on my face, but I stay cool and relaxed.
I notice them talking to some chicks, but these are just chicks they know, so I'm like what the fuck I'mma go walk around again.
I end up walking aimlessly around the club, but I think that Interaction with the HB, left my mouth dry.
I was feeling super thirsty and couldnt even get some water from the bartenders.
So I find one of my older friends and ask them to buy me a beer, comes back gets me the beer great, transaction completed.
I start to drink, getting my mouth watered again, and feeling refreshed, so I go back to find someone else to talk to.
I look around and there were only a couple of solo chicks, that weren't all that hot.
So I keep roaming around and nothing.
I see some pretty cute HB's but they were talking to each other and dancing and such.
I was going to just go over there and look at them dancing and just say no-no-no in disgust like if they were dancing wrong or something.
But I couldn't man up to say anything.
I then spotted a bunch of chicks dancing around the club and not in the main floor, but just out there,
I wanted to go open with " Why are you dancing out here? -- You can't keep up with them down there?"
But then most of the ones that I spotted where dancing freaking crazy, damn chicks were teasing on the floor haha, but I couldn't man up and open these chicks.
I also spotted more hired guns, damn these chicks are cute.
Not sexy, but cute.
I noticed that they were wearing crazy outfits.
I wanted to open with something like "You guys are weird, you got your outfits backwards -- Your wearing snowboots...and then...you got nothing else on"
So we just leave the club cause the girls my friends we're talking to are leaving so I'm like great, these girls are gonna join us. Wooohoo!!
So then its like no, they are going home, we just stepped out of the club to say goodbye?? WTF!>>!?!??!?
So we just decide to head out and we just leave and thats how the night ends.
It was a fun night, It would have been better if I did more approaches instead of that one chick.
I am pretty sure my body language was off but I'm glad I did this approach.
Pretty invigorating.
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I know I'm not the only one who has realized this, but all those techniques and such are hard to come out when your out there. And don't practice it.
I didn't use an FTC a neg or hell didn't even dhv myself I just got in the opener.
or...just opened.
Hell man, that was a pretty good night.
but --- what you guys think ??
I don't get how some of you guys can do this for weeks.
My ears were hurting the whole time.
Even when I went to the bathroom that deep bass was blocked out by a silent buzz in my ear.
It's hard to hear people so I should just start projecting a more powerful voice in a club and at all times huh?
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