ok i gotta say that getting drunk is the worst thing you can do .. ever i drank.. in school.. i finnally got the chance to speak to good looking girls for once and my head was spinning, the day i chose to get drunk in school, let me start from the beggining

i was in school with my friend drinking some strong stuff at break we had planned it the day before thinking it would be pretty funny, it was a laugh and we both enjoyed ourselfs then i got to last lesson completly out of my head nearly tripping over my own feet with my other friends next to me, i stumbled into the class and the teacher looked unhappy and all the desks were moved round to diffrent positions, i thought to myself oh crap not a seating plan im disoriented enough as it is. shit.

every person had sat down apart from me and this other guy there was a space on a table next to a friend but instead she changes her mind moves one of my other friends next to him instead and they immidiatly start chatting. i look at the empty space where he had left in a table with 3 average to good looking girls, she pointed me to my seat and i shouted in my head oh god im gonna make a real fool of myself now.

throwing my bag under the desk i tried to remmember all i could about pick up, ide got the stuff i had practised downmainly body launguadge and they seemed alright with me at first, one of them started talking to me and i got into a decent conversation not sounding too done in. we had a couple of laughs with the table then she got moved. shit i thought to myself ive got to carry the conversation now. i froze up acting very stiff and not making eye contact with any of them but instead made eye contact with another girl a couple of times who had started talking to the 2 girls left on my table.

i got on with my work trying to relax and had to go through another 30 minites of me not speaking. i wanted to say things but then i kept overlooking them because i was drunk and scared it would come out completly wrong, (e.g. situational opener "so howecome your wearing all yellow today then?" ) i started to get pissed off as my friend waved at me and said hey ollie or something simular, i waved back saying hey will you alright, the teacher looked even more pissed off and what was worse i sounded slightly retarded. i left that lesson feeling like ide missed something and ide messed up slightly.

wish me good luck for my next attempt, i can still hardly remmeber what i said to the girls and i know for a fact i would have acceled 5x as far if i hadent drank.

i know this sounds stupid but the guy i planned to drink with thought we would try and do it for a whole week i might go through with it just for the hell of it as i dont have that lesson the girls are in but do you guys have any tips for getting more sober quicker?

Drinking in school just sounds like a bad idea to me. You need to be able to face AA sober anyway.

AA seems about the same when im under booze controll except it gets exsadurated ethier way i go, i ethier freeze up or get too talkative and blurt something strange out.

Your crazy man, but hey, cool

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lol, I got mildly buzzed in school once, not to pick up chicks but to get through a 3 hours lecture.