It started off as a normal evening. I received a call from one of my female friends asking if me and a couple of other guys wanted to go out clubbing. To be honest, I wasn't too keen on it at first but I eventually thought "sure, what the heck. Beats sitting at home jacking off to RedTube videos on a Friday night, right?"
I normally dress up formally when I go out but this time I decided to go casual. I wore a black t-shirt that said "You Like This" on it, only the "Like" was a print of the Facebook like button instead of the actual word 'like'. (this link will give you an idea)
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I always got attention when I wore this shirt (not just from women). So we all met up at my place, had pre-drinks and headed to the club. There was a group of 5 of us (2 girls and 3 guys). It was a massive, Hip-Hop and R'n'B club situated in the party district of the city. We were regulars there so I was familiar with the bartender and the bouncers. Shortly after walking in to the club, I spot a slender, pale Brunette woman in her mid 30s. She was about 5'3" with chestnut hair, high cheekbones and she carried herself with pride and elegance. Imagine Audrey Hepburn but paler. There was something very Victorian about her. She could easily have been a vampire from the 1800s lurking about in the night seeking human blood. My target had been acquired. Challenge accepted.
I looked straight at her until she made eye contact. This was my signal to move. I walked towards her with a confident smile and maintaining eye contact all the while. I said to her, "If I weren't gay, I'd be all over you right now". This was a line I got from an episode of Keys To The VIP and has been one of my favourite openers for a few months now. She laughed gracefully and said, "You don't strike me as gay", to which I replied, "Don't believe me? Ask my boyfriend. He's right over there". She laughed again and I said, "I think you might have converted me though". I know, it was cheesy, but from my experience women buy into the cheesy act as long as you don't overdo it. She smiled at me and said, "Nice t-shirt". I responded with, "If you like it you've got to press the like button". She touched the 'thumbs up' print. Kino escalation. I introduced myself to her. "I'm Bryan", I said. "Wow. Same name as my brother. I'm Alana," she said and we shook hands. Only, i didn't let go just yet. Whilst holding her hand, I gently twirled her once clockwise and then again counterclockwise. More kino escalation. She smiled and blushed. "Well aren't you the charmer," she said. I replied, "Yeah, and I also like long walks on the beach". She laughed again. This was going well. I held my hand out to her and she took it. I was testing her interest. Then while holding her hand, I said to her, "You know what, let's get a shot". She nodded and I pulled her to the bar. The bartender instantly recognised me and shouted, "My main man! What can I get you today?" I smiled and gave him an extra manly fist bump. "How's it going Matt? Good to see you again. We'll have two tequilas please". We downed the shot and she made the face ---->
Women always make that face after taking a shot. I then looked her in the eyes and held my gaze. I did this with a slight smile. She looked into mine and blushed and smiled. I was creating romance. Then I kissed her. Soft gentle kissing at first but then it escalated and there was a bit of tongue. She pulled away mid kiss and said, "but you're so young". (I forgot to mention to you guys that I'm 21. So she was at least 10 years older than me). I said, "Don't worry, you could easily pass for 21". She giggled and we continued making out. I got her number and she invited me over to hers for dinner the following day. We had sex twice that night and once more in the morning. The only downside was the picture of her 7 year old son that hung on her bedroom wall, staring at us fucking. Thank god he was away at his dad's for the weekend...
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