So i have been thinking about this one lately, actually a famous opener "which do you like more, dogs or cats" got me thinking, why do some people prefer dogs over cats and vice versa. After some thinking i reached a startling conclusion, dogs and cats resemble male and female personalities almost perfectly, dogs are most like men(well AFC men at least) they live in packs, are loyal to death and will let them self be walked all over by those they consider their better. Cats on the other hand are more like women, they are cold and reserved, they come when they want and leave when they want, and if they do not like being fondled right this moment they will scratch you without reservation. Dogs chase cats, and never seem to get them because they are faster and can climb trees and fit in small spaces(kinda like AFC guys chase women) the list goes on. Of course there are exceptions, i heard about cats who were so fiercely loyal they would not leave their owner no matter what, even heard of one cat that postponed giving birth until her owner was present but still, resemblance is striking, i am sure i just scratched the surface here.

Please dont waste any more of your time...or at least lube up first.

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You only need to learn two things about cats and dogs:

1. Cat String Theory

2. Doggie Style

The rest is just mental masturbation.

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regardless these two funny comments. I like your theory dDos! Quite good. Now let's try to turn out this more into an opener or cold reading. That might work better

They might be interested to know who they are by making them think of an animal and run some interpretation.
Ask them "Do you prefer cats or dog?". Then ask "would you prefer to be a cat or a dog?".

Who knows... if a girl says "I see myself as a Dog", that means she is social, she enjoys going out (not only to pee lol), and she has needs that she is not afraid to get. You can add "so you like doggy style" at the end of the routine, which should make her laugh.
If she answer "I see myself as a cat", that means she is an independent women, she enjoys chilling at home and she has sex with only selected men (you're saying that she is not a slut, which will remove the LMR). Looking for the perfect guy, but sometimes waiting forever. Then you can add "Cats also love adventures: going out of the house on their own, discover new things. Do you like adventures?" (she'll say "yes", and that is an argument that you will also use for a kiss close or bring her home). At the end of the routine, try to place a "miaow" in the conversation in order to escalate a bit and by doing the felin gesture. That should make her laugh.

Then you can move on to another routine. Or carry it on by saying "The reason I ask is because I'm looking for a pet and I am not sure about what kind of animal I'd like to have".
If you feel it okay, you can joke by saying "Would you like to be my cat?" (if she said "cat"; respectively Dog). But that might be a bit risky.
Also, at the end, in order to number close, you could add "I feel like you know a lot about animals, like you have a connection with them. I think you should come with me to the pet shop soon". (girls love pets) If she is like "okay why not", here your chance to get her number

Hope I don't troll your topic dDos, just thought about this as soon as I read it and wanted to share. Could be cool to try it on the field and see how it goes.

Yes that is how i was thinking about that too, thanks hackney, also i think you can learn a lot about that person by asking this question because people seem to use their pets to substitute for what they lack in life, for example person who loves dogs in actuality lacks companionship, a best buddy if you will. Sure that can be useful.

This sounds like mental masturbation. There's so many factors to a woman's answer you can't cold read from her preference of animals. What if her ex had a dog that she grew fond of? What if she's allergic to cats?

If you're thinking about why she likes cats and dogs, which is just a basic topic anyway, you're decreasing your chances. you're not going anywhere with her because you're thinking about if her preference in animals means something.
Why do I like cats over dogs? A cat has a box it shits in with less work on my part.

I started to write out a reply to this last night and gave up halfway through as I simply couldn't be bothered to expend the energy. Thankfully, I can now just say "take note of what MrBreeze and Hellhound say" and that should have the same effect!

Deary me.

She had to have preference for dogs else she would never grow fond of it in the first place
Then why have a pet at all, no pet means least work, unless you are using it as bait that is, and if you wanted a companion you would not mind cleaning after your dog, so no i do not think you can say you picked a cat only for that reason. If i had to guess i would say(considering you being a pua and all) that you prefer a cat for the very reason it is so independent, as pua adopts many cat like characteristics himself.

ZealousR made a good point. But the question actually is not if she likes cats or dog.
The question is "if you had the choice to be a cat or a dog, which one would you be?"

anyway, this is mental masturbation I agree. However I'll try this tonight and see how it goes.