ok so i ran into this test in an email sent to me..i think if you simplify it it could be used as a neg/something to be put in conversation if you have the time to mess about with a girl.. some kino could be put into play as you say each question..

the stuff in bold is the important stuff..italics is optional..to play it smart really


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered each question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?














The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one.
Which animal does not attend?
probably by now they're thinking correctly(-ish ) and will say the right answer to this question...giving them some confidence
















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.


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anyways let me know if you'll use it or if its any good

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I've always loved this joke If I ever go to an english coutry I'll definatly use it as a sort of test

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Wow. You have successfully made me feel like retard. I'm not sure if too many people could answer all of those correctly.

I actually got all these right, but then again I've heard this joke before

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haha..kinda helps then i guess

@3 hands: surely you could translate it and it would still work?

I love this game..even an intullectual person will have trouble with this unless they are very fast thinking.




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