Bishop's Phone Sarging Strategy

The funny thing is, I used to do very little phone sarging. Why? Because I was a moron that's why! I had this weird idea that phone sarging was weak and a waste of time. I thought if I got her to agree to meet me someplace, that was all the phone sarging I needed to do! Guess what? I don't think that way anymore! I found out, quite by accident really, thatyou can get a babe to masturbate over the phone even if you've just met!!!

Instead of boring you with that tale, let me just say that I now phone sarge quite often now! Before I get into my phone sarging methods, here are some things you might want to consider:

1) IF POSSIBLE, GET HER NUMBER INSTEAD OF GIVING YOURS! Until you know what kind of psycho bitch you're chatting with, it's safer to get HER number first! But don't sit there and argue with her like a child and say, "I'll give you my number if you give me yours first!" What I like to say is, "Let's go ahead and exchange numbers." This works without arguing, and it accomplishes your goal, GETTING HER PHONE NUMBER!

2) GET A VOICE MAIL NUMBER TO GIVE TO BABES! It only costs about $10 a month and I use it because when they call, it appears that I'm not home and they got my answering machine. I like that because for one thing, my angle is that I'm a busy guy who's rarely around and this makes it more credible. Besides, who the hell wants to be in the middle of banging a babe when a clingy, obsessive, psycho bitch decides to leave 20 messages on your real answering machine? (Even if you turn down the volume on the answering machine, the consecutive ringing would make you lose your hard-on!)

3) CREATE THE PROPER MOOD FOR YOURSELF! I light candles, turn off all the lights, then I call her. Now, you might be thinking, "But, Bish, she's on the phone, not there with you." Ah, but my voice is with her! If I'm in a niiiice relaaaaaxed state, my voice will go deeper, I'll... pause... more, and my phone sarging will be incredible! I just happen to love candles, so you might want to try something else to get into that relaxed mood. Like strobe lights, sitting in your boxer shorts, or whatever, as long as it puts you in a relaxed mood. Trust me, I get more women to masturbate over the phone when I'm in a relaxed mood, and so will you.

4) ONLY LET HER HAVE SMALL BITES! What this means is, don't let the call go on for three hours!!! You can get a woman very wet in under 15 minutes (under 10 if you read her my "Warm Fuzzy" among others) so you don't need more than an average of 30 minutes on the phone with her. Granted, there will be babes who either ramble on, or tell you a nice long story (listen to those!!) so you might have to stay on the phone longer. The point is that you want to get her aroused in about 20 minutes or less, then gracefully end the call. By making her wet, you likely got her attention, and by limiting your time on the call, you'll make her value your calls more (Most AFCs stay on the phone with a babe until she ends the call, dumb move, because that puts her in full control)

5) KNOW THE POWER OF PAUSES! When a babe says something to you and you don't say anything for a good 5-8 seconds, that's very powerful, because she can't see your face to know if she said something you disagree with. WARNING: Don't overuse the pauses!!!!! Use just two or three at the most! Anything more than that and she might think you're silent because you're not listening to her! The effect you want is to throw her out of balance, not out of interest. A well placed pause, just after she's told you something about herself, is very powerful. She doesn't know if your silence is a sign of disapproval, or disinterest, or what! And to really throw them out of balance, let out a drawnout exhale from your nose. They won't know if they're boring you, or if you were just relaxing! (Don't do it from the mouth, because that's a definite sign of being bored!)

What about when you call and she never answers ?? It happens so freaking much to me. They give the number, but when I call they never answer, nor do they return the call.