Hey, if there is any chance I run into an AMOG what are some of the thing I can do? I got a few in my head already pre-hearsed.

AMOG: Hey girls what's up?
ME: Crashing the party bud? That's kinda rude ain't it? What do you think ladies?
GIRLS: Yeah!
AMOG: Nah, man! I'm not trying to crash the party. I'm just inviting myself in.
ME:Whoa! That's kinda sick right there! *Turn to girls* Grls, he's just another sex-crazed pervet waiting for your legs to open. Sorry, Sorry but the doors have already closed! *LAUGH*
AMOG: *LAUGHS* You're a funny guy! *PATS ME ON BACK*
ME: Now don't get fresh on me man! I'm striaght but I dont know about you!
AMOG: I'm not fucking gay man. I love pussy!
ME: You hear that girls? He's sending you a clear message what he's really after. Let's get the fuck out of here and get a drink somewhere else.
GIRLS:Okay.
ME: (Do the Jerk-off gester to him while ladies backs are turned).

Is that good or can I improve on something more? Give me more ideas! Thanks!

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I like it, but the probs with AMOG routines is that they are routines, you just need to be as natural and as "I dont give a shit alpha" as possible. But I like the routine you put, seemed to work for you - I would not of bothered with the jerk off or "wanker" (UK based) signal, would have just smiled in the knowledge you know the girls are into you.

I actually have trouble dealing with AMOGS, is something I need to work on.

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I just started using these ones a little while ago and they seem to be working really well.

"Really cool bro. Want a cookie?" (say the want a cookie part as if your talking to a five year-old)
"Your cool"
"Hey Donald Trump, your fired"

Hey, I haven't recently ran into any AMOG's because my friends I told you guys in the topic (Are my friends AFC's or AMOGS) are just trying to impress this LISA3 girl. However it's not working. However I have another AFC that's is obnoxious as hell named WANNABERAPPER. He would say these lyrics while he was talking; I guess only because he's nervous because I got more GAME than him.

HIM: Blah blah blah!
ME: Dude, you're a fucking idiot!
HIM: I know that's what my principle told me!
ME: *LAUGH*

He does come back with pretty good come backs. I must admit that!

Here are a few that I came up with that might work:
AMOG: That's my girlfriend you're touching!
ME: Oh--I didn't know she was your property??
AMOG: That's right pal! She's MINE!
ME: (Looks a HB) I didn't know you were HIS? If you were HIS then you'll have a SOLD sign around your neck! Wouldn't you agree [HB's name]?
GIRL: *LAUGHS*
AMOG: Com'on [HB's name} we're going home!
ME: Hey, buddy! You're a cool guy and but...imagine your this little boy whose been hurt all his life and no where to go, no where to turn to-except for DEMANDING others. Visualize your this boy standing there, crying for help; wanting only to be loved. How does it feel for yourself to be this little boy? Can you feel the sensation and describe it?
AMOG: Uh...well...I feel sad and lonely.
ME: [put your hand to a HALT] Now, since you have this feeling inside you. Imagine you have this girl who you love so deeply but doesn't like how you treat her. Imagine you're this girl who wants to not hurt you but can't find a way to break up with you. Put yourself in her shoes for once, and notice how it feels to be scared and intiminated by you. [Point to him].
AMOG: I---
ME: [Put your hand to an HALT sign] Okay, now since you have reconginized this. You put yourself in her shoes and your noticed how it feels to be her; scared and intiminated. Isn't it better for you to go home and think about letting her be at peace? Wouldn't it be better for you [point at him] to be free and begin loving yourself? Now, as you can tell [point to yourself] I will do no other than make sure [HB's name-point to her] will be fine and safe; not scared and intiminated. Go home and think about it? [pat him on shoulder].

If you can tell I used NLP in the example. Which could be alot effective dealing with an AMOG. I should try it on my fellow AFC when they compete with me. However, NLP is a powerful tool for hypnopsychosis. It works wonders if you practice it and get the desired results.

With this AMOG if you noticed the gestures to anchor and make the feeling even worse for him and make him realize that he's doing nothing but hurting the girl. He will go home and eventually come up with the solution either break up or change.

In my examples I posted. I put my self in the character's shoes and I feel what they might say or do. Yes, it's imagined but also-when you do this you reprogram your mind to handle situations like these. GOod luck and happy sarging!

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Dude, the part about the little boy... that wouldnt work. I think the AMOG would have clocked you right there. If someone told me I was a scared little boy I would whip thier ass.

dude you just destroyed him.it as if you predicted what he would do and say.props man for the first AMOG but the one with the little boy would'nt realy work properly if you used it on a real AMOG

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